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nightstanding 

Nightstanding is a sexual act that takes place in a bedroom that has ample space for “activities”. One person leaps from atop a nightstand aiming for vaginal or anal insertion with their penis or strap-on. This can only be done in missionary or doggystyle position. Any other position may lead to serious injury or impalement.

Nightstanding can occur with multiple combinations of participants, thus requiring the use of two nightstands. This is referred to as Double-Nightstanding. It is suggested that a king bed be used when performing the double-nightstand technique.

Nightstand(ing/s) can also be used as a code word when referencing any sexual act or activity.
“(Naomi) If we get a king bed there would be no room for activities. (Sylvio) I think you mean there wouldn’t be any more room for nightstands. (Dwayne) Wait a minute, don’t you mean Nightstanding?”
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