The nigger version of terminator named NIG-69. Sent back to the past to find and eliminate the mother of the man, who will ban all watermelons in the future.

Niggerator: I'll need your clothes, boots and fried chicken.

Niggerator by 96 years old nigga May 17, 2014

niggawatt

the street standard for judging the bass power level output of the the stereo system in a black mans car.

Man How many niggawatts do it take to get dat car to bump

niggawatt by S.Bennett July 16, 2008

niggawatts

A corruption of jigawatt intended to indicate a quantity of energy approximately equal to the normal daily amount of work performed by an american black.

The amount of niggawatts being used to repair New Orleans is insufficient for long-term goals. The application of more nigawatts will be necessary if the city is to be rebuilt.

niggawatts by Robert Bopkin September 12, 2005

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niggawatt

the amount of power expelled by a black person running away after stealing your bike

That guy produced enough niggawatts to power a small city.

niggawatt by stretch von stretch January 2, 2008

sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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