A black ass nigger who practices black magic and sorcery to tell the future. He is currently employed by Church's, KFC and Obama to help foresee the future of fried chicken products.
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.