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nigga mint

a bruise on someone that looks black
look, John has a nigga mint on his leg

Miss Niggamin 

A prestigious and well-known competition for the world's best Niggamin. Stages include: The Away Message Competition and the Crowning Ceremony. It spans over the time of one week, and each day one girl is eliminated. Competitors must all have a knowledge of everything Niggamin. Sometimes Niggamin herself judges.
Devon: Hey, are you going to enter Miss Niggamin this year?
Steph: I don't know...It seems like a lot of work!
Lauren: What is this contest you speak of?
Steph and Devon: DON'T YOU KNOW ANYTHING?!?!
Niggamin: That bitch is O-U-T!
Miss Niggamin by niggamin June 27, 2008
Megamind but black, or a guy who looks like Megamind but is black
Damn, that big headed baldy looks like Niggamind or sumn
Niggamind by RulerOfThots April 28, 2019

Niggaments 

Ligaments that black people have.
Friend 1: Man, that dude can really jump high!

Friend 2 : No shit man, hes black, hes got those special niggaments!
Niggaments by Big Stretch October 9, 2012

Niggamite 

Niggamite - a nigga thats been lobotimized
scientists: this nigga is is lobotomized making him a niggamite
niggamite: wussup nigga im stoopid
Niggamite by Niggliogist August 21, 2022
a predicament that only a silly black person would get in. Commonly used as a warning to a person getting on your nerves whose ass you could kick.
now listen, stop before you get yourself in a niggament.
niggament by Moneypilesup January 28, 2008
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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