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jamir nieto 

that's my ex
he will use you until he doesn't want you anymore

he will leave you to go get banged at hoco

SUCKS
jamir nieto was at homecoming getting twerked on. He also made out with 5 girls meanwhile his stupid ex is at home crying about him!

Enrique Pena Nieto 

Enrique Pena Nieto is the (totally not corrupt) 57th President of Mexico
Enrique Pena Nieto hates walls

abuelita soy tu nieto

slang for awebo which is slang for hell yeah.
apoco tomas? abuelita soy tu nieto
abuelita soy tu nieto by anonymous October 18, 2020

Peña Nieto 

El más pendejo.
Just like Donald Trump, he is one of the worst presidents of Mexico. What a fucker!
“Mexico is the country with more Mexicans in the world” -Peña Nieto
“We arrive in 3 hours... Nah, less... Like 5” -Peña Nieto
“My favorite book? The Bible” -Peña Nieto
“Peña Nieto es un pendejo”
Peña Nieto by Bsnollie June 29, 2018

The Nieto 

When a guy is getting a blumpkin and said giver needs to take a shit. Giver gets on reverse cowgirl and takes the dump on him.
I was recording Juan getting a blumpkin when all of a sudden it turned into The Nieto.
The Nieto by Otein October 4, 2021

Jeffrey Nieto 

This mans is the horniest bastard ever. This mans is down bad. Not even down bad this mf is down horrendous.
Stranger: Jeffrey Nieto do know Ni
Jeffrey: What's Ni
Stranger: Nice
Jeffrey Nieto by anonymous November 30, 2021
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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