A disease that one cannot control due to being powerless over a Nicole. There is no known cure. Men are incapable of saying "no" to a certain Nicole that has infected them. The disease is transmitted through kissing.

2.5lber cannot say "no" to Nicole because he has been infected by her kiss and now has Nicoleitis!

Nicoleitis by 2.5lber June 22, 2011

Nicoleing

having to text someone back so as to not get textually nuked, often sending texts of "..." repeatedly until you answer. Usually a "scene" kid who is VERY clingy and blames their boredom on you.

person one: hey wats up?!
person one: ...
person one: ...
person one: WHY DONT YOU ANSWER?!
person one: ...!!!
person one: do you hate me now?
person one: why are you ignoring meeeeee?!
(all within the space of about 3 minutes)

person two:calm down i got them all right now

person three(to person two): hey man come
on are we going or what?

person two: uggggggggh hold on a sec im nicoleing -___________-

Nicoleing by cdn_mike March 4, 2009

nicolei

An angel, beautiful kind-hearted soul. A woman that charms everyone around her. She might appear strong and independent but she is someone who needs to be protected too.

You're a beautiful soul indeed, Nicolei.

nicolei by midaa June 7, 2021

nicolei

An angel, beautiful kind-hearted soul that any man doesn't deserve. She is someone who charms everyone she meet. But, she is someone who hates being controlled. She is quite protective and it might come off as annoying sometimes but no one will ever care for you as much as a Nicolei.

Take care my lucky charm, I will forever cherish our memories Nicolei.

nicolei by midaa June 7, 2021

Nicoleism

A philosophy created and referenced in the series of visual novel games “Class of ‘09” by main character Nicole. The ideal of Nicoleism is for women to emotionally detach themselves from what other people want and their feelings, especially those of men. Nicoleism is about using whatever abilities and privileges you have to cater to only your own whims.

“Well, fuck feminism. I'm starting Nicoleism.”
“Nicoleism?”

“Yeah, the main concept is girls removing all the emotional attachment from anyone.”

Nicoleism by JinxJecka March 26, 2024

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026