Nicoleitis

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A disease that one cannot control due to being powerless over a Nicole. There is no known cure. Men are incapable of saying "no" to a certain Nicole that has infected them. The disease is transmitted through kissing.

2.5lber cannot say "no" to Nicole because he has been infected by her kiss and now has Nicoleitis!

Nicoleitis by 2.5lber June 22, 2011

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Nicoleitis

A severe, fictional illness that causes someone to not be "locked in" or focused. Often used in a humorous context to describe someone's scattered attention or lack of concentration, particularly attributed to someone named Nicole or similar sounding names.
Example: "Man, I've got a bad case of Nicoleitis today; I can't focus on anything at work!"

Example: "Man, I've got a bad case of Nicoleitis today; I can't focus on anything at work!"

Nicoleitis by BiggestJC February 13, 2025

Related Words

Nicoleitis • Nicolitis • nicolitised • nippleitis • nicolexisxpale • Nickeitist • nickolitis • NicoleCrisano • Nicoletine • Colin Nicoletti

nicolitised

a. When one falls upon into state of trance and fascination to the beauty of a princess N.

b. To be completely immersed in one's thoughts and feelings for the constant image and desire for princess of N.

Rest of the world well become Nicolitised once they get to see a glimpse of her eyes.

Wow! I have only met the princess once and I have already caught 'nicolitis'.

nicolitised by WonderWorldWords December 29, 2013

Nippleitis

What happens to your nipples when you go outside in the cold wearing a t-shirt; shriviled up, hard nipples; stiff nipples.

"I got nippleitis so bad right now that my nips are hard enough to cut diamond!"

Nippleitis by Orginox April 19, 2006

nicolexisxpale

the best, prettiest tiktoker to ever tik the tok

nicolexisxpale is so amazing that she can juggle six cans of beans at the same time 😱

nicolexisxpale by mellow lellow August 22, 2021

Nippleitis

It is a serious allergic reaction to cold weather. When the female nipple becomes, erect.

i have a serious case of nippleitis!

Nippleitis by Leeonz November 27, 2005

nippleitis

A swimmers term for erect nipples.

Bob- "I wonder why jenny had her arms crossed over her cheast today."
Jim- "I dont know, I guess she had nippleitis."

nippleitis by Cuhdusmeed July 31, 2007

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026