3 definitions by 2.5lber

Nicoleitis

A disease that one cannot control due to being powerless over a Nicole. There is no known cure. Men are incapable of saying "no" to a certain Nicole that has infected them. The disease is transmitted through kissing.

2.5lber cannot say "no" to Nicole because he has been infected by her kiss and now has Nicoleitis!

by 2.5lber June 22, 2011

Yilked

To be in a state of depression. Ones feeling of sadness and/or gloom.

Julie: "Hey Henry, what's wrong? You seem like you are in the dumps today!"

Henry: "I'm just yilked right now. Bree moved today and I'm gonna miss hangin' with her."

Julie: "Yeah, I know what you mean. It's not going to be the same without her being around."

by 2.5lber January 24, 2013

Cleo Dickens

Cleo Dickens is a largely unknown pornographic actress from the Western suburbs of Chicago, IL. Cleo only performs for those that she can trust and will truly appreciate her art.

Cleo Dickens performed for her friend 2.5lber the other day, because he truly appreciates her.

by 2.5lber June 22, 2011