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When you're over-the-top nice because you really mean to be a bitch but you work in public service.
Marissa was bragging about how she was niceity to him , but we all know how much of a basic bitch she is.
Niceity by BDC808 August 24, 2017

Douche-nicity 

A measurement of how much of a douchebag someone is.
The bars at the Jersey Shore reek of douche-nicity.
Douche-nicity by DanoNYC January 12, 2010
Some People say I'm Nice

Some People Say I'm Nasty

Just Call me Nicety
Nicety by DJ G-SPOT April 21, 2015
A conflicting situation when something is both nasty and nice at the same time.
"Man, I was so hungry, I ate an entire pizza from Rosa's drenched in that bottom shelf Ranch Dressing from the corner store. It was damn near the nicetiest thing I've done in a long while.

"I had a menage a trois with two teenage runaway hookers who were addicted to heroin. It was beyond nicety. It was the best sex I've ever had...I should probably go get tested though."
Nicety by The Baltimore Chewy Mack December 25, 2007

Nickity Nack the Pattys Back 

verb: the act of returning the patty to its original location; rarely achieved by the average person
Nickity Nack the Pattys back! Scotty brought the patty back when he hit a homerun!
nasty and nice at the same time!
that girl is hot i bet she is nicety
nicety by 808 April 20, 2018