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When you're over-the-top nice because you really mean to be a bitch but you work in public service.
Marissa was bragging about how she was niceity to him , but we all know how much of a basic bitch she is.
Niceity by BDC808 August 24, 2017

Douche-nicity 

A measurement of how much of a douchebag someone is.
The bars at the Jersey Shore reek of douche-nicity.
Douche-nicity by DanoNYC January 12, 2010
Some People say I'm Nice

Some People Say I'm Nasty

Just Call me Nicety
Nicety by DJ G-SPOT April 21, 2015
A conflicting situation when something is both nasty and nice at the same time.
"Man, I was so hungry, I ate an entire pizza from Rosa's drenched in that bottom shelf Ranch Dressing from the corner store. It was damn near the nicetiest thing I've done in a long while.

"I had a menage a trois with two teenage runaway hookers who were addicted to heroin. It was beyond nicety. It was the best sex I've ever had...I should probably go get tested though."
Nicety by The Baltimore Chewy Mack December 25, 2007

Nickity Nack the Pattys Back 

verb: the act of returning the patty to its original location; rarely achieved by the average person
Nickity Nack the Pattys back! Scotty brought the patty back when he hit a homerun!
nasty and nice at the same time!
that girl is hot i bet she is nicety
nicety by 808 April 20, 2018
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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