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Some People say I'm Nice

Some People Say I'm Nasty

Just Call me Nicety
by DJ G-SPOT April 21, 2015
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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A conflicting situation when something is both nasty and nice at the same time.
"Man, I was so hungry, I ate an entire pizza from Rosa's drenched in that bottom shelf Ranch Dressing from the corner store. It was damn near the nicetiest thing I've done in a long while.

"I had a menage a trois with two teenage runaway hookers who were addicted to heroin. It was beyond nicety. It was the best sex I've ever had...I should probably go get tested though."
by The Baltimore Chewy Mack November 24, 2007
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Something or someone extemely tight. A combination of the words nice and nasty.
Them new J's is nicety my nig.
by Logan February 10, 2004
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