A phrase often said to women with gaint TITS, usually after a few beers. Sometimes said sober by those with no morals and a lack of respect for themselves and humanity. Although usually followed by a statement of "...not you" to throw off the female with the the giganitc love ballons
by Bobbie Costigliary September 17, 2002
Get the Nice T's mug.a beautiful set of sweater kittens. you say it to girls but you don't want them to get all high and mighty so they don't blow you later so after saying "nice t's" you say "not you". sure it's cruel and gets there hopes up, but in the long run, it helps you in your quest to nail them in the seat.
by hammer November 9, 2006
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nice t's • if you can't say anything nice, say something shitty. • If you can’t say nothing nice, don’t say nothing at all • That's why we can't have nice things • t-nice • if it ain't rice it ain't nice • Can't have nice things • This is why we can’t have nice things • why we can't have nice things • We ain't rich! This is why we can't have nice things.
It's a statement a mom or dad would make, while exasperated with their child for having broken some household item. For instance, a mother buys a new small appliance for her kitchen, let's say its a stand mixer. The kids start playing with it and jam something in the blades and burn out the motor. Mom walks in and sees the mess and yells, "See! That's why we can't have nice things!"
It's a comment that is actually an irrational thing to say, but it's funny for that reason. A very "mom/dad" thing they would say in the heat of the moment.
It's a comment that is actually an irrational thing to say, but it's funny for that reason. A very "mom/dad" thing they would say in the heat of the moment.
"See! That's why we can't have nice things! Dad just bought this VCR, and you kids put a sandwich in it! Now it's broken!"
by RN-real-nerd. June 25, 2014
Get the That's why we can't have nice things mug.James: Bob, you drive like a stoned flamingo.
Bob: at least you know if you can't say anything nice, say something shitty.
Bob: at least you know if you can't say anything nice, say something shitty.
by dailybirdsandtrees August 4, 2011
Get the if you can't say anything nice, say something shitty. mug.This is usually something someone who is really annoying will say. They are usually called Nigel. If someone says this to you then you should throw a manky stick at them.
Me: “ Your so ugly, you manky Stick”
Nigel: “If you can’t say nothing nice, don’t say nothing at all”
Nigel: “If you can’t say nothing nice, don’t say nothing at all”
by Elle-Woody January 31, 2020
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