hammer's definitions

Shanghai Shampoo

Fuck a chick until you've built up a load large enough to paint a room. Then proceed to to blow it in her hair. Massage into scalp and rinse. Repeat if necessary.

I blow a load in her hair. Giving the appearance of a head of hair coated in shampoo.

by HAMMER November 9, 2006

Drunk Bitch

A person, male or female. That talks too much shit and trys to start fights after consuming too much alcohol.

Yeah, that TKE last night was being a drunk bitch! Thats why we kicked his ass!

by HAMMER November 9, 2006

land monster

someone that is so huge and awful they remind everyone of a giant beast that use to roam the earth in prehistoric times. they don't know how to clean themselves and shit every where.

are you drunk enough to hook up with that land monster over there.
yes, very much so

by hammer September 17, 2002

grip on the grain

A tremendous amount. More than a "grip."

That's a grip on the grain of people.

by Hammer November 9, 2006

highway head

when a sloung yut gobbles your mule while you drive. usally ends up in either a) a 12 car pile up or b) you shooting all over your steering wheel.

"on the ride home last night, jane gave tom highway head. he hit a jersey barrier. they died instantly."

by hammer November 9, 2006

nice t's

a beautiful set of sweater kittens. you say it to girls but you don't want them to get all high and mighty so they don't blow you later so after saying "nice t's" you say "not you". sure it's cruel and gets there hopes up, but in the long run, it helps you in your quest to nail them in the seat.

Nice T's Sarah. Not you.

by hammer November 9, 2006

Jello

It is a variation of the greeting "Hello", used as an openeing to someone you are sexually interested in.

"Jello, what's your sign"

by Hammer November 9, 2006