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land monster

someone that is so huge and awful they remind everyone of a giant beast that use to roam the earth in prehistoric times. they don't know how to clean themselves and shit every where.
are you drunk enough to hook up with that land monster over there.
yes, very much so
by hammer September 17, 2002
mugGet the land monstermug.

grip on the grain

by Hammer November 9, 2006
mugGet the grip on the grainmug.

Fricker

You wanna hold onto that one Laura, he's a real Fricker!
by Hammer November 9, 2006
mugGet the Frickermug.

Rugby

You need to be fit and agile to play rugby. No pads like in Gridiron. Greatest team to exist is the All Blacks (New Zealand) and the Wallabies (Australia). England think theyre good but they arent.
'England suck at rugby, they only do kick goals because they cant get tries'
by hammer November 9, 2006
mugGet the Rugbymug.

Drunk Bitch

A person, male or female. That talks too much shit and trys to start fights after consuming too much alcohol.
Yeah, that TKE last night was being a drunk bitch! Thats why we kicked his ass!
by HAMMER November 9, 2006
mugGet the Drunk Bitchmug.

D'arcy Wretzky

One of the sexiest females alive. The Smashing Pumpkins original bassist but left late 1999.
'D'arcy Wretzky is hot'
by hammer November 17, 2003
mugGet the D'arcy Wretzkymug.

Jello

It is a variation of the greeting "Hello", used as an openeing to someone you are sexually interested in.
"Jello, what's your sign"
by Hammer November 9, 2006
mugGet the Jellomug.

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