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land monster

someone that is so huge and awful they remind everyone of a giant beast that use to roam the earth in prehistoric times. they don't know how to clean themselves and shit every where.
are you drunk enough to hook up with that land monster over there.
yes, very much so
by hammer September 17, 2002
mugGet the land monstermug.

grip on the grain

by Hammer November 9, 2006
mugGet the grip on the grainmug.

highway head

when a sloung yut gobbles your mule while you drive. usally ends up in either a) a 12 car pile up or b) you shooting all over your steering wheel.
"on the ride home last night, jane gave tom highway head. he hit a jersey barrier. they died instantly."
by hammer November 9, 2006
mugGet the highway headmug.

nice t's

a beautiful set of sweater kittens. you say it to girls but you don't want them to get all high and mighty so they don't blow you later so after saying "nice t's" you say "not you". sure it's cruel and gets there hopes up, but in the long run, it helps you in your quest to nail them in the seat.
by hammer November 9, 2006
mugGet the nice t'smug.

Rugby

You need to be fit and agile to play rugby. No pads like in Gridiron. Greatest team to exist is the All Blacks (New Zealand) and the Wallabies (Australia). England think theyre good but they arent.
'England suck at rugby, they only do kick goals because they cant get tries'
by hammer November 9, 2006
mugGet the Rugbymug.

D'arcy Wretzky

One of the sexiest females alive. The Smashing Pumpkins original bassist but left late 1999.
'D'arcy Wretzky is hot'
by hammer November 17, 2003
mugGet the D'arcy Wretzkymug.

Jello

It is a variation of the greeting "Hello", used as an openeing to someone you are sexually interested in.
"Jello, what's your sign"
by Hammer November 9, 2006
mugGet the Jellomug.

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