hammer's definitions

highway head

when a sloung yut gobbles your mule while you drive. usally ends up in either a) a 12 car pile up or b) you shooting all over your steering wheel.

"on the ride home last night, jane gave tom highway head. he hit a jersey barrier. they died instantly."

by hammer November 9, 2006

yannons

uge boobs that are so yummy and cannonish that when you see them you go "nice fucking yannons"

"i scrapped all over my own chest thinking about her yannons"

by hammer November 9, 2006

Peck

And incredibly long orgasm

Woah dude last night i had a peck.

by hammer November 9, 2006

Colaric

A state of being that typically occurs immediately after waking up. One who experiences a colaric mood usually is very grumpy, irritable, cranky, grouchy, ill tempered, crabby, sulky, whiny, and very very testy. Expect this person to both physically and verbally attack anyone or anything that is on their warpath. A mega-colaric person displays these emotions all the time, not just when waking up.

Hey, settle down, stop being such a colaric!

by Hammer November 9, 2006

D'arcy Wretzky

One of the sexiest females alive. The Smashing Pumpkins original bassist but left late 1999.

'D'arcy Wretzky is hot'

by hammer November 17, 2003

Jello

It is a variation of the greeting "Hello", used as an openeing to someone you are sexually interested in.

"Jello, what's your sign"

by Hammer November 9, 2006

nice t's

a beautiful set of sweater kittens. you say it to girls but you don't want them to get all high and mighty so they don't blow you later so after saying "nice t's" you say "not you". sure it's cruel and gets there hopes up, but in the long run, it helps you in your quest to nail them in the seat.

Nice T's Sarah. Not you.

by hammer November 9, 2006