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Fanboy

Someone who makes something sound bad to make something else sound good.
Xbox graphics suck, Gamcube graphics are way better
by hammer November 9, 2006
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himmel

An athletic, smart, smooth, handsome male
Boy that Brad Pitt is such a himmel!
by Hammer November 9, 2006
mugGet the himmelmug.

Fricker

You wanna hold onto that one Laura, he's a real Fricker!
by Hammer November 9, 2006
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Peck

And incredibly long orgasm
Woah dude last night i had a peck.
by hammer November 9, 2006
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Colaric

A state of being that typically occurs immediately after waking up. One who experiences a colaric mood usually is very grumpy, irritable, cranky, grouchy, ill tempered, crabby, sulky, whiny, and very very testy. Expect this person to both physically and verbally attack anyone or anything that is on their warpath. A mega-colaric person displays these emotions all the time, not just when waking up.
Hey, settle down, stop being such a colaric!
by Hammer November 9, 2006
mugGet the Colaricmug.

Shanghai Shampoo

Fuck a chick until you've built up a load large enough to paint a room. Then proceed to to blow it in her hair. Massage into scalp and rinse. Repeat if necessary.
I blow a load in her hair. Giving the appearance of a head of hair coated in shampoo.
by HAMMER November 9, 2006
mugGet the Shanghai Shampoomug.

D'arcy Wretzky

One of the sexiest females alive. The Smashing Pumpkins original bassist but left late 1999.
'D'arcy Wretzky is hot'
by hammer November 17, 2003
mugGet the D'arcy Wretzkymug.

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