hammer's definitions

highway head

when a sloung yut gobbles your mule while you drive. usally ends up in either a) a 12 car pile up or b) you shooting all over your steering wheel.

"on the ride home last night, jane gave tom highway head. he hit a jersey barrier. they died instantly."

by hammer November 9, 2006

D'arcy Wretzky

One of the sexiest females alive. The Smashing Pumpkins original bassist but left late 1999.

'D'arcy Wretzky is hot'

by hammer November 17, 2003

Jello

It is a variation of the greeting "Hello", used as an openeing to someone you are sexually interested in.

"Jello, what's your sign"

by Hammer November 9, 2006

Fricker

An all round, jolly good chap

You wanna hold onto that one Laura, he's a real Fricker!

by Hammer November 9, 2006

land monster

someone that is so huge and awful they remind everyone of a giant beast that use to roam the earth in prehistoric times. they don't know how to clean themselves and shit every where.

are you drunk enough to hook up with that land monster over there.
yes, very much so

by hammer September 17, 2002

grip on the grain

A tremendous amount. More than a "grip."

That's a grip on the grain of people.

by Hammer November 9, 2006

himmel

One that is so graceful, elegant, and spectacular while performing various types of dances, that every female claws and scraps at just the chance of being the himmel’s partner. A Himmel displays moves that are so superior no one has ever seen them before. Specialties include the following: fox trot, waltz, jitterbug/swing, and cha cha.

"Owe I want to dance with him, he dancing so well, like a himmel" all the girls kept saying.

by Hammer November 9, 2006