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Drunk Bitch

A person, male or female. That talks too much shit and trys to start fights after consuming too much alcohol.
Yeah, that TKE last night was being a drunk bitch! Thats why we kicked his ass!
by HAMMER November 9, 2006
mugGet the Drunk Bitchmug.

grip on the grain

by Hammer November 9, 2006
mugGet the grip on the grainmug.

land monster

someone that is so huge and awful they remind everyone of a giant beast that use to roam the earth in prehistoric times. they don't know how to clean themselves and shit every where.
are you drunk enough to hook up with that land monster over there.
yes, very much so
by hammer September 17, 2002
mugGet the land monstermug.

highway head

when a sloung yut gobbles your mule while you drive. usally ends up in either a) a 12 car pile up or b) you shooting all over your steering wheel.
"on the ride home last night, jane gave tom highway head. he hit a jersey barrier. they died instantly."
by hammer November 9, 2006
mugGet the highway headmug.

D'arcy Wretzky

One of the sexiest females alive. The Smashing Pumpkins original bassist but left late 1999.
'D'arcy Wretzky is hot'
by hammer November 17, 2003
mugGet the D'arcy Wretzkymug.

Jello

It is a variation of the greeting "Hello", used as an openeing to someone you are sexually interested in.
"Jello, what's your sign"
by Hammer November 9, 2006
mugGet the Jellomug.

Fricker

You wanna hold onto that one Laura, he's a real Fricker!
by Hammer November 9, 2006
mugGet the Frickermug.

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