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Nice Hair 

Description of a woman who is not really attractive enough to have sex with but is eligible to give you a blow job due the fact that she has an attractive hair cut that would look great down by your waist and give you something to play with.
Kyle:"Dude none of these women are attractive."
Brandon:"Yeah but a couple of them have Nice Hair, you could at least get a blow job."
Kyle:"Hmmm good point..."
Nice Hair by SpyderInside November 2, 2008
Words you can keep

Nice hair 

When someone doesn't hear you say something funny or sarcastic so you have to say something to get out of repeating yourself.
Me: Damn this girl...
Her: what?

Me: i said you have nice hair !
Nice hair by xwickedxxpediax January 12, 2021

nice hair 

nice hair is widely known as a complement towards a hairstyle. usually used to respond to questions.
mother: son, can you take out the trash please?
son: nice hair.

or

son: dad, look at that man's hair!
father: nice hair, he's a balding faggot son.
nice hair by nicehairdoe January 9, 2012

nice hair, wanna fuck? 

the shortest, most-effective pickup line on Earth
nice hair, wanna fuck? by Jake February 21, 2004

nice hair, wanna fuck? 

The world's easiest and most simple way to get a girl. Also, see nipps for further explanations.

Your hair looks nice 

A dumbass response from a fuckboy when someone asks them to repeat what they just said but they are too pussy to repeat it so they resort to a bullshit ass compliment.
Kenny: Fuck you Niki, you stupid ass bitch.
Niki: What?
Kenny: Your hair looks nice.
Your hair looks nice by Nikenny July 27, 2018

nice haircut 

A lie.
Casey- "Oh nice haircut!"
Hwang- "Fuck you..."
nice haircut by PhucYieu March 30, 2011
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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