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A rare disease in which, the affected may find themselves defecating Nexon game cards.
The cause of this is still unknown, but scientists believe that it may be caught by playing so much MapleStory, to the point that so much more NX cash is needed that the body adapts itself into creating plastic squares with valid NX codes.

In the beginning stages of this horrible disease, a player may find themselves holding a credit card in their parent's name and a chat box on MapleStory filled with pink messages they created for attention.

Often times, the player will not remember the incident.
In the second stage, the player will start buying equips for real life cash. Lots of expensive equips. Sometimes their aunts will shun them.
In the third and final stage of Nexiosus, the victim may notice intense pain coming from the rectum, where they will realize they are defecating a large blue or green square of plastic. This problem may or may not reoccur.
The treatment is simple, Stop playing MapleStory. But for some reason patients tend to play MORE when this disease is fully developed, it appears that they obtain a type of "High" or, sexual pleasure from continuing this process. You may ask yourself the question: "WTF?” But don't worry, WTF is a pretty damn good way to react.
Did you hear about that kid from Bellocan? The poor guy caught a nasty case of Nexiosus.
Nexiosus by Vanilor7 September 9, 2011
In the metaphysical system put forth by David Myatt and incorporated into several philosophies, a nexion is defined as a connection, bridge or nexus between the "causal" and "acausal" realms, through which "acausal energy" may be "presenced" in the "causal" realm.

In a mythological sense, a nexion is a literal "Star Gate" through which one may pass into the "acausal" realm. Practically, a nexion may take the form of an individual human being or other life form, or a group of people dedicated to the purpose.
"The Numinous Way conceives of an individual as a nexion - as one, causal, connexion between the life that exists in the causal and the life, the beings, the energy, that exist in the acausal."

"In respect of the ONA itself, we are a living nexion - a causal presencing of the Sinister, of certain acausal energies..."
nexion by MindExplorer September 5, 2011
Noun: A horrific place of eternal pain, operated by mindless demons who torment the innocent. Usually referenced as "sub-Hell", minons continuously relocate occupants, reschedule their lives, and make them fill out mass quantities of paperwork.

Verb: The act of being sodomized at 2am on a weekend when the piece of software you fought against fails and you have to come in to fix it, knowing that on Monday morning you will be questioned as to why it failed and you will not be able to state the truth; that it's a piece of excrement and the company that wrote it should be marched out and gang raped.
Noun: "Some people believe in Hell, but I think if you're really evil you could even end up in Nexcom"

Verb: "HELP...POLICE...I'm being NEXCOMED! Bring lots of Vaseline!!!
NEXCOM by Hugh G. Rection (esq.) February 15, 2006

Nexium nexus 

The point at which you realize that you have to take medication and/or go to the doctor for your heartburn. and/or other gastrointestinal problems.
Ohhhhh, man! My stomach and my chest are really bothering me. I've reached the Nexium nexus!
Nexium nexus by pentozali June 30, 2007
The name of an orc ninja that owns the shit out of everything!

Obviated: Nex
Oh Shit! Its Nexxom!
Nexxom by Nexxom May 2, 2010

Nextomorrow 

A term that means to live everyday to the fullest, sksksk and I oop
“Nextomorrow is going to be lit”
Nextomorrow by Funky Monkey 48 September 30, 2019
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