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Noun: A horrific place of eternal pain, operated by mindless demons who torment the innocent. Usually referenced as "sub-Hell", minons continuously relocate occupants, reschedule their lives, and make them fill out mass quantities of paperwork.

Verb: The act of being sodomized at 2am on a weekend when the piece of software you fought against fails and you have to come in to fix it, knowing that on Monday morning you will be questioned as to why it failed and you will not be able to state the truth; that it's a piece of excrement and the company that wrote it should be marched out and gang raped.
Noun: "Some people believe in Hell, but I think if you're really evil you could even end up in Nexcom"

Verb: "HELP...POLICE...I'm being NEXCOMED! Bring lots of Vaseline!!!
NEXCOM by Hugh G. Rection (esq.) February 15, 2006
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nexxor bypasses loli 24/7
nexxor by jnexxorj April 6, 2022

Nextomorrow 

A term that means to live everyday to the fullest, sksksk and I oop
“Nextomorrow is going to be lit”
Nextomorrow by Funky Monkey 48 September 30, 2019
Actual cool dude is pro on warzone.net has many sex with men
nexiom is a jew
nexiom by _Orea October 21, 2020
A random kids alias from the skate park
He has a nexxon of bugs bunny
nexxon by concon15 October 22, 2022

Nexiominousalmaquevosism 

Stretching one’s urethra open, then penetrating that urethra with your penis. After a forward and backward thrust movement that moves your penis in and out of said urethra, both parties ejaculate. Another person then sucks the semen out of the gaping urethra, using the limp penis as a straw.
My friends and I love Nexiominousalmaquevosism after a long day of work!
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
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sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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