Noun: A horrific place of eternal pain, operated by mindless demons who torment the innocent. Usually referenced as "sub-Hell", minons continuously relocate occupants, reschedule their lives, and make them fill out mass quantities of paperwork.
Verb: The act of being sodomized at 2am on a weekend when the piece of software you fought against fails and you have to come in to fix it, knowing that on Monday morning you will be questioned as to why it failed and you will not be able to state the truth; that it's a piece of excrement and the company that wrote it should be marched out and gang raped.
Noun: "Some people believe in Hell, but I think if you're really evil you could even end up in Nexcom"
Verb: "HELP...POLICE...I'm being NEXCOMED! Bring lots of Vaseline!!!
Stretching one’s urethra open, then penetrating that urethra with your penis. After a forward and backward thrust movement that moves your penis in and out of said urethra, both parties ejaculate. Another person then sucks the semen out of the gaping urethra, using the limp penis as a straw.
My friends and I love Nexiominousalmaquevosism after a long day of work!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.