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When you think your diarrhea is finished and you wipe but then the diarrhea starts up again.
As if being sick and feeling like I am drained of all bodily fluid isn't bad enough, before I could get off the pot I was surprised by a newrun.
newrun by future troy January 11, 2019
Words you can keep

Netrunner 

An individual who focuses on privacy and supports free and open internet.
Netrunners do not use any social media and do not support Big Tech which believes in censorship and control.
Netrunners support Alt-Tech and Free and Open Source Software. They believe Internet should be free, secure and open for everyone, as it's intended.
Hey! Why aren't you on Facebook or Instagram?

Yeah, sorry, I'm a netrunner.
Netrunner by __bl@nk__ April 4, 2021

negrundant 

negrundant

-more than enough; overabundant; excess; superfluous
-using more words than are needed; wordy
-repeating jobs that have already been completed / repeating statements that have already been said
-performing a task that will be proven pointless

these actions are done by a person of african american descent

Origin: The combination of Negro and Redundant.
Bailing Tyrone out of jail was a completely negrundant act.

Sharon: "This is such a negrundant conversation, i have told you 7 times already 'I WILL NOT LOAN YOU ANY MORE MONEY.' This is non negrotiable' "
negrundant by Da Nigtionary November 20, 2013
1) A female who lacks the ability to triforce. A female version of a newfag.
2) New female sexual partner.
1) Person A: That cunt can't triforce, what a newfag.

Person B: You mean newcunt.

2) Look at that fine piece, she is going to be my newcunt.
newcunt by vodpod March 22, 2010

newrones 

When the individual isn’t gay but acts insanely camp and has a queer walk on him/her/it
That fella is such a newrones man
newrones by J@mez July 13, 2021

NewPuncher

Epic BOSS NewPuncher vs Cringe BIAS Monarchy MAGICS AND CURSES!!!
ur such a newpuncher
NewPuncher by Quantu October 2, 2021
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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