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the art of annoyance, excessiveness, and belittling, in the hope of gaining positive attention from one's peers
Mark was really newming in front of the new girls across the hall
newming by Teduuh February 15, 2012
Words you can keep
Shmooving but faster, usually related to running/driving
Damn, toad is newming in this game of Mario Kart!
Newming by The_puzzlax March 2, 2022

Newington College 

Hectic school with great footy most teachers are fags

All the white kids think they r rich and think there fuckin hectic cunts. Half the kids gonna backstab u so don’t waste your time

If a white kid from this school says they will bash u don’t worry they r pussies and won’t do shit. If wogs or tongans says ur gonna get bashed ur fucked cunt

Footys a g up but half the coaches got no idea how to coach

Newington boys pull chicks

The boys are fucking legends yeww
Gazza: What school is that hectic cunt from

Davo: Yeah looks like Newington College

Sharlisha: Id make babies with him

Newington 

Small town outside of Hartford, CT. Average size high school with some mistakes in their past. Most people end up at Central, Eastern. UHart, UCONN, community college, or somae random college in the middle if nowhere. Has 2 cities around it and 3 towns that are like its twin. Pretty much if you know you are from CT, you are from a suburb of Hartford. But like every other town we have the white kids who act Puerto Rican or African-American to fit in with they culture that they think they should have.
LAXer 1: Dude who are we playing today?
LAXer 2: I think like Hartford or something.
LAXer 3: Nahh man its Newington.
LAxer 2: Ohhhh man its gunna be a good game.
Newington by gettinoutofherefast December 29, 2010
The act of failing to take any responsibility for your own loses, failures or shortcomings, and blaming them on anyone other than yourself. Usually used in context of video games, but can also apply to real life.

Someone who is 'newting' can also be referred to as a 'newt'.
Newt: "It's not my fault I lost, that guy was using an overpowered character!"
Guy: "Stop newting and just accept that you're bad"
Newting by FabledEnigma September 3, 2019
like wen u know ur not gonna have fun that day so ya go im nemming tommorrow = im gonna have fun tommorrow gettit?
nemming by georgie November 7, 2004
The Present Participle of the verb, To News, as in to read the News.
John Craven was better at newsing than many of the current presenters.
newsing by Newsreader November 26, 2010
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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