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Newington 

Small town outside of Hartford, CT. Average size high school with some mistakes in their past. Most people end up at Central, Eastern. UHart, UCONN, community college, or somae random college in the middle if nowhere. Has 2 cities around it and 3 towns that are like its twin. Pretty much if you know you are from CT, you are from a suburb of Hartford. But like every other town we have the white kids who act Puerto Rican or African-American to fit in with they culture that they think they should have.
LAXer 1: Dude who are we playing today?
LAXer 2: I think like Hartford or something.
LAXer 3: Nahh man its Newington.
LAxer 2: Ohhhh man its gunna be a good game.
Newington by gettinoutofherefast December 29, 2010
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Newington 

I am from Newington so I'll let you know how it really is. It's a suburb of Hartford, CT. It borders Hartford, New Britain, West Hartford, and a few other suburbs. The side bordering Wethersfield and Rocky Hill is the area wear all of the rich people live. The side bordering Hartford is an area of low income and not always the safest place. People get jumped a lot and sometimes other things happen. Overall, Newington is a nice place to live but if you want to live here, live on the side next to Wethersfield and Rocky Hill.
Kid living by Wethersfield: aren't you from Newington?

Kid living by Hartford: technically
Newington by Coorsisgreat January 3, 2014

newington 

sam..possibly the nicest guy in the world....only cos he bought meh food today :D
sam...chuck us some grub/burger/strongbow/weed
newington by jonfan July 21, 2003

Newington College 

Hectic school with great footy most teachers are fags

All the white kids think they r rich and think there fuckin hectic cunts. Half the kids gonna backstab u so don’t waste your time

If a white kid from this school says they will bash u don’t worry they r pussies and won’t do shit. If wogs or tongans says ur gonna get bashed ur fucked cunt

Footys a g up but half the coaches got no idea how to coach

Newington boys pull chicks

The boys are fucking legends yeww
Gazza: What school is that hectic cunt from

Davo: Yeah looks like Newington College

Sharlisha: Id make babies with him

Newington Disease 

Newington Disease is a common thing when boys start attending Newington College in Stanmore. It's when boys begin to become stuck up and rude to everyone around them. They feel entitled to attack minorities and just all of a sudden think they're better than you.
Hey, remember *insert name of boy from Newington*

Yeah, I do but I heard he got Newington Disease

Woah, that's worse than covid!
Newington Disease by PillowPetUnicorn February 20, 2022

Newington CT 

IS A FAG ASS TOWN WITH NO RESPECT! THEY THINK WE WONT RETALIATE?!?! WE WILL<3 SHAYNE WE LOVE YOU<3 WE WILL REWRITE OVER THE SKATEPARK BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU AND IF THEY REPAINT IT, WE WILL DO IT AGAIN

newington plantation pimps 

Notorious gang based out of the Newington Plantation Projects in Summerville, SC.
- "Yo, you down with the newington plantation pimps?"

- Yeah, killa NPP 4lyfe
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