newdog

Nothing much, what’s new with you

Person 1: you going to newdog this Saturday?
Person 2: what’s newdog?
Person 1: nothing much, what’s new with you

by Bencraft3 April 23, 2019

Newdge

Response or commentary to any question or situation when DRUNK. Can have a positive or negative meaning depending on the context of the conversation. The Drunker the individual the longer the ewdge!

Before passing out at his bachelor party, Chris said goodnight and Newdge!!!!

by sioss1 July 16, 2008

Nerdography

The spontaneous explosion of movement that occurs when a nerd simulatenously hears a good tune and sees a hot girl

On SYTYCD the last group's nerdography routine was pure genius.

by Owumwum June 3, 2009

nerdogance

not to be confused with "nerdigence", nerdogance is the certain brand of arrogance that applies to nerds who have a misplaced arrogance due to their assumed knowledge in an esoteric nerdy subject. Nerdogance manifests itself when the nerd in question feels insecure in social situations and uses their knowledge in sci fi, computers, etc. to act superior over others, in turn making more people dislike them, while proving the social stereotype of nerds as socially inept losers.

"I thought it sounded fun when he asked me out to see the Star Trek movie, but his nerdogance was so appalling. I had to decline."

Examples of nerdogance: Mystery, author of "The Game", any web developer, script kiddies, Dustin Diamond

by sir bitch-a-lot July 25, 2009

nawdog

naw⋅dog nah dawg, interjection - An unsatisfactory but widely ignored verbal response used by US Marine Reservists (particulalry of N "Nacho" Btry 5/14 Marines, Pico Rivera, CA) to express reluctance towards an assigned task. Used interchangeably with, "negative," though the speaker must use very careful judgement when choosing who to respond, "nawdog" to. Nawdog should never be said to Staff NCO's or above except to intentionally lose stripes. Often used to avoid doing someone a favor or extend a nap.

"Hey, tubby, you gonna re-up?"
"Nawdog!"

by SloHawk March 1, 2009

Newdogg

Some random guy that is reading this. They are an entity that uses Twitch, YouTube, Jergens Lotion and 3 - 12 pack footlong hotdogs each week. That last one is not for any particular reason though, he just likes hotdogs.

Oh my word! The person reading this is such a, 'Newdogg'

by 1 TT 2 Cans December 25, 2019

Niwdog's Law

As an online discussion continues with multiple posters, the likelihood of a person making assertions that the Jews are behind whatever is being talked about exponentially grows.

1: Why are people freaking out about this Tea Party rally?
2: It's the media man, the liberal media.
1: Yeah they're always looking for Nazis.
3: Of course they are. Look who own the media! Follow the Jewish trail, they're the source of fake news!
2: Niwdog's Law...
3: What do you mean?
2: Never mind.

by somedude24 September 3, 2017