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nesdog is one of the hottest, dumbest, kindest, and fucking FUNNIEST people alive!!! they will NEVER fail to make you laugh, you will laugh sooo hard when your with her you will projectile shit yourself all around the room. she never does the work in class and is probably gonna rely on her rich ass husband.
nesdog is soo sexy
nesdog by miranda cross April 11, 2020
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Nerdography 

The spontaneous explosion of movement that occurs when a nerd simulatenously hears a good tune and sees a hot girl
On SYTYCD the last group's nerdography routine was pure genius.
Nerdography by Owumwum June 3, 2009
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nerdogance 

not to be confused with "nerdigence", nerdogance is the certain brand of arrogance that applies to nerds who have a misplaced arrogance due to their assumed knowledge in an esoteric nerdy subject. Nerdogance manifests itself when the nerd in question feels insecure in social situations and uses their knowledge in sci fi, computers, etc. to act superior over others, in turn making more people dislike them, while proving the social stereotype of nerds as socially inept losers.
"I thought it sounded fun when he asked me out to see the Star Trek movie, but his nerdogance was so appalling. I had to decline."

Examples of nerdogance: Mystery, author of "The Game", any web developer, script kiddies, Dustin Diamond
nerdogance by sir bitch-a-lot July 25, 2009
Nothing much, what’s new with you
Person 1: you going to newdog this Saturday?
Person 2: what’s newdog?
Person 1: nothing much, what’s new with you
newdog by Bencraft3 April 23, 2019
Some random guy that is reading this. They are an entity that uses Twitch, YouTube, Jergens Lotion and 3 - 12 pack footlong hotdogs each week. That last one is not for any particular reason though, he just likes hotdogs.
Oh my word! The person reading this is such a, 'Newdogg'
Newdogg by 1 TT 2 Cans December 25, 2019

nesnogrog 

A large brolic black male, typically with a massive schlong.
“Look at that Nesnogrog over there, I’d love to see him oiled up and in my buttcheeks.”
nesnogrog by Among the sus March 27, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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