newbery

When someone's run off with a single mums money

Stop hiding n pay your Deb's. You are being a proper newbery

newbery by #100 April 9, 2021

kalysta newberry 

the kind of person who smells when they take a poopy. ever fall on your knees after skateboarding, or take a razor skooter to the ankle ? thats how it feels when you meet a kalysta newberry. the the berries were too new ): too tart for me ... the one good thing about a kalysta newberry is that you can drink water with them (: mm water 😍 make sure to wash your hands for ten minutes after seeing a kalysta newberry. it wont help your eyes to cure from the sight, but your hands will most certainly be very clean 😋

"ahg man, i feel like a kalysta newberry"

kalysta newberry by thepoopgirls May 29, 2020

Newbury Park High School 

A high school in southern california. It boasts an International Baccalaureate program which is overrated. The students in the program act like elitists and snobs to everyone who isn't. At Newbury Park High, if you aren't taking at least Half IB classes and aren't getting straight As you aren't going to college according to IB students. Every now and then there is a phenomenal athlete who goes to a D1 school but other than that every sports team that makes it to CIF has lost in either of the first 2 rounds. Some of the guys try to act like bad-asses but none of the fights last longer than 10 seconds. As some describe it, the students don't care enough to start fights. The students at NP are all smart (except the burnout stoners), the difference is how much the student doesn't care. The really smart IB kids care a lot but they are a small minority, the smart kids in AP don't care enough to do IB and are just in it for the extra boost on their GPA and the dumb are still smart but don't care enough to apply themselves. This is probably due to the safe and protective atmosphere where parents don't let their children leave Newbury Park's borders at night for fear of the outside world.

A- "Where do you go to school?"
B- "Newbury Park High School"
A- "Is it fun??"
B- "... no"

Newbury Park High School by boredpanther September 18, 2010

Newbury, Berkshire 

A pretty dead place that once you live here you can never leave. Less of a shithole than Thatcham, but still full of depressed drug-fuelled teens and 20 somethings that live in the Mackers down Northbrook St.

The only good thing to come out of this place is Jordan Fish, Keyboardist of BMTH and the random giraffes down the A34.

What's that Newbury, Berkshire place I've heard about? Don't go there, there's a load of rabid inbred pikeys.

Oh, there's another giraffe turned up here?!
How the heck did that Giraffe get up there?!
Griffins' - Home of the Newbury Sausage

Newbury, Berkshire by swozzlebottom May 5, 2020

Newbury Park

The #1 safest place to live in the United States as of June 9, 2007.
As proclaimed by a US crime rate study.

Dude, Newbury Park is fucking awesome!
Where's that?

Southern California!

What's there? What happens there?

Nothing! But it's safe!

Newbury Park by An NP Panther April 1, 2009

Newbury 

A small town in the middle of nowhere where the government thinks is rich, but is really redneck.

Boy: What is there to do tonight?
Girl: Nothing..this is Newbury.

Newbury by Kellynn June 12, 2008

Newberific 

The term used when someone is or was being a complete newb.
Originated by a person who goes by the alias Newberific in many online games.

"OMFG your newberific"
"GG, you were newberific my friend"

Newberific by Newberific December 30, 2004