Neward

Is the action of creating something that already exists on accident.

No matter how hard I try I am always creating newards; my luck..

by TheRealYogurt July 18, 2022

Neward Gus

A generational talent in cult history, something that brings the power out in humanity, not once did we neward bus twice did we gus.

Man i can’t wait to see the next neward gus post.

by Ne ward Gus June 9, 2025

NewarkReady

1. Not ready. At all.
2. The most unfortunate hashtag ever.

1. The steak said "Moo!" when I jabbed it. It was NewarkReady.

2. Man, I'm NewarkReady for this frontal lobotomy.

by M. Trips August 21, 2021

Nelward

A talented musician who provides the internet with beautiful works. He’s so under-appreciated, I’m baffled at people’s unawareness of his works. Nelward is the fucking coolest.

Jay: Bruh, Nelward just released a song.
Bob: The fuck is a Nelward?

by Sapnest September 11, 2019

Newark Flu

A multisystemic disease indigenous to homeless and jobless tribal populations in Newark, New Jersey consisting of HIV and at least two variations of hepatitis, most commonly HEP B and C.

Yo dawg, don't touch that nigga, he got dat newark flu.

Sumbady cawl a ambalamps, dat dirty hoe got da newark flu...

by bootyclap189 April 29, 2011

Newark-on-Trent

An utter shit hole. The population of Newark is probably 50% chav and 50% pikey. The atmosphere is a beautiful blend of benefit scroungers and youth gang culture.

Jamie told me Newark-on-Trent is actually quite a nice place to visit.

Jamie is lying to you.

by 180246 September 5, 2016

newark

Largest city in NJ. Located in North Jersey, it has a suprisingly large and clean airport. Newark started out as a very industrial city and used to have a higher population. Now Newark is what you would call ghetto, not as bad Camden but still a high crime rate. I wish they would clean it up and stop the gang violence cause New Jersey is in need of a thriving metropolis.

I love NJ but we should clean up Newark,Trenton, and Camden.

by Jersey Kid January 29, 2008