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New Player 

Theater type who thinks they're better then everyone else. Loves suade boots, scarfs and dressing hipster. Acting snobby is a must. A cult.
Kid A-"Wow that girl's really hot"
Kid B-"Dude, she's in new players."
Kid A-"Ooooh, that sucks."
New Player by Newplayer123 January 2, 2009

Super New mini POWER NINTENDO 23DSi™ lite light micro xl dd ll e U BOY VIRTUAL ADVANCE SP pocket PLAYER & KNUCKLEs COLOR CUBE 64 & WATCH ENTERTAINMENT SYSTEM featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry Series ALSO PLAYS ON 2DS

The Super New mini POWER NINTENDO 23DSi™ lite light micro xl dd ll e U BOY VIRTUAL ADVANCE SP pocket PLAYER & KNUCKLEs COLOR CUBE 64 & WATCH ENTERTAINMENT SYSTEM featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry Series ALSO PLAYS ON 2DS is Nintendo's upcoming system. It is currently unknown if it will be a home console or a handheld, but we do know that scalpers will be all over it.
The Super New mini POWER NINTENDO 23DSi™ lite light micro xl dd ll e U BOY VIRTUAL ADVANCE SP pocket PLAYER & KNUCKLEs COLOR CUBE 64 & WATCH ENTERTAINMENT SYSTEM featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry Series ALSO PLAYS ON 2DS, coming 2024!

newplayer 

An online gamer that is "new" to the modification.
1.LooNeY is a newplayer
2.Omg that guy is such a newplayer!!
newplayer by Paul April 18, 2003

newplayer 

Bullets missed a guys stadning still in a war , thus making him a newplayer
newplayer by SKIzM April 19, 2003

Neoplayer Syndrome

The unshakable fear of letting down a team due to your lack of experience.
Person A: Why doesn't Jedidiah play the super cool team game they bought last week?
Person B: Because they have neoplayer syndrome.
Neoplayer Syndrome by Chaotic_Wyvern February 15, 2024

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026