New Player

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A 6'1 Sigma GOD of a person, popular on the hit mobile game AFK Arena.

Recognized by his classic Patrick Bateman profile pictures (Literally him) and Greek god physique, along with his many goth ehoes. Just a total alpha across the board TBH.

New Player: Hey lol
*Goth Ehoe*: I'd suck the soul out of you New Player

New Player by New Player December 22, 2022

Words you can keep

New Player

Theater type who thinks they're better then everyone else. Loves suade boots, scarfs and dressing hipster. Acting snobby is a must. A cult.

Kid A-"Wow that girl's really hot"
Kid B-"Dude, she's in new players."
Kid A-"Ooooh, that sucks."

New Player by Newplayer123 January 2, 2009

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The Super New mini POWER NINTENDO 23DSi™ lite light micro xl dd ll e U BOY VIRTUAL ADVANCE SP pocket PLAYER & KNUCKLEs COLOR CUBE 64 & WATCH ENTERTAINMENT SYSTEM featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry Series ALSO PLAYS ON 2DS is Nintendo's upcoming system. It is currently unknown if it will be a home console or a handheld, but we do know that scalpers will be all over it.

Super New mini POWER NINTENDO 23DSi™ lite light micro xl dd ll e U BOY VIRTUAL ADVANCE SP pocket PLAYER & KNUCKLEs COLOR CUBE 64 & WATCH ENTERTAINMENT SYSTEM featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry Series ALSO PLAYS ON 2DS by Rectum Destroyer May 10, 2022

newplayer

An online gamer that is "new" to the modification.

1.LooNeY is a newplayer
2.Omg that guy is such a newplayer!!

newplayer by Paul April 18, 2003

newplayer

Bullets

Bullets missed a guys stadning still in a war , thus making him a newplayer

newplayer by SKIzM April 19, 2003

Neoplayer Syndrome

The unshakable fear of letting down a team due to your lack of experience.

Person A: Why doesn't Jedidiah play the super cool team game they bought last week?
Person B: Because they have neoplayer syndrome.

Neoplayer Syndrome by Chaotic_Wyvern February 15, 2024

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026