new jersy/ jersy

The garbage dump where all the anoying crack pots come from. The state is shaped like the crap i just made.

Man: (talking to another man) Polution is the the solution.
Another Man: (thinking) he must be from jersy.

by bob June 22, 2006

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New Jersy

The arm pits of America

A : where do u live dude??
B : in a shit hole!
A : ohh i see, New jersy!!

by L.W.H September 14, 2009

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new jersy

a tiny little part of new york that thinks its a state (but its realy not)

dude 1 "new jersy is not a state ,and nomater how much we argue its still not a state"

dude 2 "fine, ass hole its not a state"

by evil girl August 9, 2007

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new jersy meat hook

When a guy is screwing another guy or girl, he proceeds to stick his hand up his or her ass then grabs her tail bone. Was created at the University of New Jersy. Hence, New Jersy Meat Hook.

That bitch can no longer feel her toes because i snapped her tail bone last night applying the Jew Jersy Meat Hook.

by Bo Janngles August 31, 2003

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new jersey jerky

It is where a girls gives a man a very severe handy until his dick starts to blister up. Then she proceeds to shit on his dick and rub it until it looks like beef jerky.

It was amazing last night, my girl gave me a new jersey jerky.

by Boner Forest May 16, 2015