In 500 years time. We will have forgotten about the filth that Mozart and Beethoven puked up and instead future generations will finally be able to appreciate good music such Nelly, Chingy, Benzino and the almighty
50 CENT (Praise his name foolish mortals)
Morzart was so crap, he didn't even earn a lot of
money. He died poor and in an unmarked grave.
50 cent is rich because he had the talent to make GOOD music so he has made a lot of
money.
Old Classical will be retitled '
shit and rap will be titled 'Classical' to show future generations of its greatness. It will be the term to achknowledge the greatest time in music when
MTV (which is to true music lovers what Jesus is to true Christians) was playing phat beats every day and rap was the norm. Rap is truely the only true form of music and requires the most talent. Let's see the likes of Mozart try an mix a repetive, electronic beat the way Eminem can.
Rap will truely be recognised as a defining moment in music when classical, jazz, blues, rock and choir and other
bullshit will be forgotten.
Old classical music doesn't even have any lyrics let alone swear words! Stay far away from that
shit and watch MTV. MTV doesn't play
shit like classical or
jazz because MTV is god and we must obey it's wisdom.
