new classic 

Something that has recently come out and has potential to a classic after a few years in its area of interest.

" Have you heard that new Cozy Tapes album from A$AP Mob?"
" Yeah, that's definitely a new classic"

"Yo have you seen the rookie we got for the team. He's looking like he'll be a new classic."

new classic by Y'all know what it is April 19, 2018

New Mexico Classic 

When a driver of a motor vehicle makes a turn while using the wrong turn signal. The phrase originated from Las Cruces in Southern New Mexico, presumably because many of the drivers who inhabit the city make this mistake.

"That guy is making a right hand turn with his left turn signal on; he is pulling a New Mexico classic".

New Mexico Classic by Stroudarian June 11, 2014

New Classical 

In 500 years time. We will have forgotten about the filth that Mozart and Beethoven puked up and instead future generations will finally be able to appreciate good music such Nelly, Chingy, Benzino and the almighty 50 CENT (Praise his name foolish mortals)

Morzart was so crap, he didn't even earn a lot of money. He died poor and in an unmarked grave. 50 cent is rich because he had the talent to make GOOD music so he has made a lot of money.

Old Classical will be retitled 'shit and rap will be titled 'Classical' to show future generations of its greatness. It will be the term to achknowledge the greatest time in music when MTV (which is to true music lovers what Jesus is to true Christians) was playing phat beats every day and rap was the norm. Rap is truely the only true form of music and requires the most talent. Let's see the likes of Mozart try an mix a repetive, electronic beat the way Eminem can.

Rap will truely be recognised as a defining moment in music when classical, jazz, blues, rock and choir and other bullshit will be forgotten.

Old classical music doesn't even have any lyrics let alone swear words! Stay far away from that shit and watch MTV. MTV doesn't play shit like classical or jazz because MTV is god and we must obey it's wisdom.

New Classical by Real Gangsta in da House July 31, 2005

New Classical 

Fuckin' A - Old classical is a boring, lame, useless waste of time. Today only old people listen to this crap and when they are dead, classical music will be gone forever. Every time a classical radio station goes off the air or a symphony orchestra goes bankrupt music gets better. This stuff can't go away soon enough.

The old people in the nursing home couldn't take listening to good music, so they listened to old classical music. For young people 50 cent is the new classical music.

New Classical by baseballaaron December 29, 2005

Neoclassical Rock 

When one takes a classical composition and plays it really fast and/or distorted on an electric guitar. Yngwie Malmsteen is the innovator of Neoclassical Rock. It is also much better sounding than regular classical music.

"Whoa Yngwie fucking owned Mozart's Symphony No. 25!"

Neoclassical Rock by Ricl0 Muhecer May 13, 2005

neoclassical 

A genre of painting which became popular between the 1750s-1850s. It was intended to reflect the classic style of greek and roman art and is known for historical settings, muted colors, and still figures. In general, the subjects look as though they were in the middle of something and completely forgot what it was.

Girl 1: Is The Death of Socrates by David neoclassical?
Girl 2: I would say yes, due to its historical setting, muted colors, and the fact that everyone looks like they have no idea where the fricking frack they are.

neoclassical by Don't Frickety Fracking Blink February 18, 2014

Neoclassical Postmodernism

A contemporary revival and reinterpretation of classical postmodern themes, adapting them to 21st-century conditions. Neoclassical Postmodernism returns to the founding insights—the critique of grand narratives, the deconstruction of binaries, the emphasis on difference—while applying them to new phenomena: digital culture, algorithmic power, platform capitalism. It's postmodernism for the age of surveillance, of social media, of artificial intelligence. Neoclassical Postmodernism honors the classical tradition while refusing to treat it as scripture, updating its tools for new tasks.

Example: "He'd studied classical postmodernism and loved it. But the world had changed—Foucault hadn't imagined algorithms; Derrida hadn't deconstructed Twitter. Neoclassical Postmodernism gave him tools to apply classical insights to contemporary conditions. The spirit remained; the applications evolved."

Neoclassical Postmodernism by Dumu The Void March 8, 2026