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Neverland Ranch 

Neverland Ranch was Michael Jackson’s home from 1988 until 2005 in the Santa Ynez Valley near LA. Its 3000 acres contain sacred Native American sites, and once had whimsical signs, statues, fountains, vintage vehicles, a train, and flower gardens.

Jackson generously shared Neverland's magical setting with underprivileged and seriously ill children, who were invited with their families by the busload to enjoy the amusement park even when he was away.

For years, thousands passed through the gates to experience joy. That all ended when one family of known grifters tried to cash in by accusing Jackson of a heinous crime. A corrupt local prosecutor couldn't convince a jury that Jackson was guilty of anything other than too much generosity and faith in people. The media circus was like a lynch mob after ratings, not Truth. Despite his complete exoneration during the famous trial in 2005, Jackson abandoned Neverland.

Many have noted that Jackson had shown a love and nurturance of children since he was one himself, and that he never lost his own childlike purity. If he had been a typical man-whore pop star, there'd have been no controversy. A spiritual, do-good, man-child who was sensitive to the needs of the young, weak, and marginalized was simply too good to be true.

To see how it looked in its heyday, see Larry Nimmer’s The Untold Story of Neverland, or Living with Michael Jackson: The Footage You Were Never Meant to See, as well as the short films Moonwalker and Say Say Say.
I wish I could have experienced the magic and beauty of Neverland Ranch with my children while Michael Jackson lived there!
Neverland Ranch by MarkBentley March 15, 2012

Neverland Ranch 

Neverland Ranch was Michael Jackson’s home from 1988 until 2005 in the Santa Ynez Valley near LA. Its 3000 acres contain sacred Native American sites, and once had whimsical signs, statues, fountains, vintage vehicles, a train, and flower gardens.

Jackson generously shared Neverland's magical setting with underprivileged and seriously ill children, who were invited with their families by the busload to enjoy the amusement park even when he was away.

For years, thousands passed through the gates to experience joy. That all ended when one family of known grifters tried to cash in by accusing Jackson of a heinous crime. A corrupt local prosecutor couldn't convince a jury that Jackson was guilty of anything other than too much generosity and faith in people. The media circus was like a lynch mob after ratings, not Truth. Despite his complete exoneration during the famous trial in 2005, Jackson abandoned Neverland.

Many have noted that Jackson had shown a love and nurturance of children since he was one himself, and that he never lost his own childlike purity. If he had been a typical man-whore pop star, there'd have been no controversy. A spiritual, do-good, man-child who was sensitive to the needs of the young, weak, and marginalized was simply too good to be true.

To see how it looked in its heyday, see Larry Nimmer’s The Untold Story of Neverland; Living with Michael Jackson: The Footage You Were Never Meant to See; short films Moonwalker and Say Say Say.
I wish I could have experienced the magic and beauty of Neverland Ranch with my children while Michael Jackson lived there!
Neverland Ranch by MarkBentley March 29, 2012

The Promised Neverland 

A very tense, twisty horror anime about little kids in a death orphanage farm. The best horror anime beisdes Attack on Titan. The 11 year old main characters have a higher I.Q than most adults.
The Promised Neverland is f*cking terrifying.
The Promised Neverland by kaidea October 10, 2019

Neverland Ranch 

Neverland Ranch was Michael Jackson’s home from 1988 until 2005. 3000 acres in the Santa Ynez Valley near LA, it contains sacred Native American sites, and it once had whimsical signs and statues, fountains, vintage vehicles, a train, and flower gardens.

Jackson generously shared Neverland's magical setting with underprivileged, inner-city, and seriously ill children, who were invited with their families by the busload to enjoy the amusement park even when he was away on business.

For many years, thousands passed through the gates to experience joy. That all ended when one family of known grifters tried to cash in by accusing Jackson of a heinous crime. A corrupt local prosecutor couldn't convince a jury that Jackson was guilty of anything other than too much generosity and faith in people. Despite his complete exoneration during the famous trial in 2005, he abandoned Neverland.

Many have noted that Jackson had shown a love and nurturance of children since he was one himself, and that he never lost a childlike purity. If he had been a typical man-whore pop star, there'd have been no controversy. A spiritual, do-good, man-child who was sensitive to the needs of the young, weak, and marginalized was simply too good to be true.

To see how it looked in its heyday, refer to Larry Nimmer’s documentary The Untold Story of Neverland, or Living with Michael Jackson: The Footage You Were Never Meant to See, as well as the short films Moonwalker and Say Say Say.
I wish I could have experienced the magic and beauty of Neverland Ranch with my children while Michael Jackson lived there!
Neverland Ranch by MarkBentley March 26, 2012

neveruary 

A period of time that doesn't exist. When speaking in the future, it means something will never happen. When speaking in the past, it means "a long, long time ago."
From season 3 of Making The Band:
P. Diddy: "When's the last time you saw Dylan?"
Chopper: "Neveruary."
neveruary by Scott August 3, 2004

Leaving NeverLand 

Leaving NeverLand is a so called “documentary” where two liars called Wade Robson and James Safechuck spend 2 whole hours rambling on about nonsense that Michael jackson (the king of pop) diddnt even do! They were paid by HBO and the whole “documentary” is a big money grab and defamation of the speechless as Michael sadly died in 2009.
Person: Did you know Michael jackson is a pedeophile?? Educated people who know it’s not even a real documentary: no he’s not did you watch leaving NeverLand? Cause that shits fake!
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