Neutron Bomb 

When you enter a public restroom in order to relieve a copious quantity of the contents of the bowels, and it just so happens that the smell can only be thought of as "Eau de Subway Homeless". The result makes people choose another restroom on another floor, another building or just hold it until they get home. Neutron Bombs are frequently detonated at roadside rest stops, county park latrines, mall food courts, other people's house parties, corporate environments where you didn't get the job, corporate environments where you haven't gotten a raise in three years, corporate environments in general but not on your floor, or at the bathroom display area at a home improvement store.

"The Kung Pao Chicken from Kar Won gave me some serious rumbles. Don't go up to 6th floor, I had to drop a neutron bomb there."

"Are you kidding? Right after lunch?"

"Yeah, the fallout is leaking into the hallway."

Neutron Bomb by Junior Squid Number 3 June 29, 2013

neutron bomb 

Fomenting a breakup of existing relationship in order to start dating one of its members.

The term can also apply what you do to a guy when you steal his girlfriend.

"Neutron bomb" originally refers to the tactical nuclear weapon, which kills populations but leaves infrastructure intact for use by an invading army.

Sandra is really hot, but she's been seeing that dork Jeffery. I need to neutron bomb that so I can get in.

I neutron bombed John so I could date his hot girlfriend Amy.

neutron bomb by HankRearden January 1, 2009

neutron bomb loan 

Any loan contract structured to place the borrower into a position where it is not possible to pay off the principle; a predatory lending contract or product designed to financially wipe out the borrower. Originated 2007 by Bill Purdy, a California lawyer representing homeowners with predatory lending claims.

An ARM (adjustable rate mortage), "interest-only", and a liar loan are examples of a neutron bomb loan.

neutron bomb loan by Steve Poythress May 23, 2007

Olivia Neutron Bomb

A nickname for Australian pop singer and actress Olivia Newton John, who rose to fame with various songs around 1974 and 1975, one entitled "Have You Never Been Mellow?" During this time, nuclear armament science heralded a new invention known as the neutron bomb. It was able to disperse devastating concentrations of life-destroying neutron radiation while leaving buildings and structures intact. Men and boys who didn't appreciate the lilting voice of the singer, who later starred in the Hollywood films Xanadu, def. 1 and 5 and Grease were known to call her by this name. Although they may have fantasized shagging the well-scrubbed songbird, never would they admit to enjoying her enchanting dulcet tones. The name is considered belittling by a Xanadude, and subliminally resembles the title of the rock band known as Olivia Tremor Control.

Dennis turned off the radio in disgust and cued up some heavy metal albums. "Not Olivia Neutron Bomb again. Isn't she ever going to shut up?"

Olivia Neutron Bomb by Nick Estes February 15, 2006