Marketing straight to the subconscious mind using emotions, suggestion and brain science. Neuromarketing is essentially legal and ethical mind control.

Jake: Yo Cobra, trust me bro theres only 1 type of marketing that works better than sales
Paul: Are u gunna tell him about NLP bro?
Jake: Nah bro this makes NLP guys look like amateurs
Cobra: What is it? Controversy? Cuz if so I'm already using that shit for my hustlers university

Jake: Nah it's neuromarketing
Paul: Ohhh neuromarketing?! I heard you can make ppl do things you want and they will think it was their idea!
Cobra: Damn, for real king? Neuromarketing is Top G. where can I learn?
Jake: Hit up my boy jetset madrid , he is the king of that shit dawg

Random guy eavesdropping: I wonder if I can use neuromarketing to teach my girl to listen to me

Neuromarketing by piaheza August 1, 2022

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neurotoxic

A Well known gamer from the United Kingdom That can be found playing Halo.

Random, Yet calculated in his approach to obtaining a victory.

I wanted to play Halo 4 with Neurotoxic but he said no because im a noob.

neurotoxic by PinkyPerky9 February 11, 2014

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neurofecalith

An medical/academic term to describe someone who has shit for brains.

These goddamn anti-vaxxers are so resistant to evidence, they must have neurofecaliths.

neurofecalith by CdnKidsMD May 10, 2019

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