nerd-o-meter /nərd-‘α-mət-ər or ‘nərd-o-‘mit-ər/ pl. –s n. E nerd + Gk –meter MORE AT measure (2010): an instrument that measures the degree to which a person or persons perform or engage in analyses of unusual topics (ie. science fiction, mathematics, etc) that are likely to be regarded as pointless, uninteresting, impractical or just fucking weird.
The feelings a gorgeous girl has for a skinny, pale, far too intellegent, nerdy boy, who does not feel the same way. His name is usually Eric and he is usually an english major, who is far too old for her, but won her over by his brains.
"Eric is Layla's NerdyDreamCrush but he doesn't seem to care. Is he fucking crazy? She's hot as shit?!"
Invented by JP McDaniel, the four pillars of nerddom are the four different types of a nerd.
One can be in all, some, or none of these.
Pillar 1: People who play Starcraft 2.
Pillar 2: People who play Dungeons and Dragons.
Pillar 3: People who play Warhammer 40,000.
Pillar 4: People who play Magic: The Gathering.
"I already play Starcraft 2 professionally and DnD "professionally", I also play WH40k competitively, so if I pick up Magic, then the universe will just divide by zero and explode."
- JP McDaniel
Mike: Hey John which of the four pillars of nerddom did you try to pick up?
John: Tried to pick up Magic but I didn't have the time.
pronunciation-/nərd-‘α-mət-ər or ‘nərd-o-‘mit-ər/ pl. –s n. E nerd + Gk –meter MORE AT measure (2010): an instrument that measures the relative state of awareness of one who engages in analyses of unusual topics (ie. science fiction, mathematics, etc) that are likely to be regarded as pointless, uninteresting, impractical or just fucking weird.
adj. nerd-o-met-ric /nərd-ə’mεt-rIk/
adv. nerd-o-met-ric-ally /nərd-ə’mεt-rIk-li/
n. nerd-o-met-ry /nərd-’α-mət-ri/
n. nerd-o-met-rics /nərd-ə’-mεt-rIks/
The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, drivingproperty prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and GeorgesRd."
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"