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nerd virgin 

A virgin who has not, and will not, ever find love (or real friends) because of social inadequacies and hobbies that consume his entire life. Tends to be overweight, a fan of Linux, and a liberal.
I'd rather die than a nerd virgin.
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Stupid Idiot Virgin Nerd 

Someone who chooses to major in Electrical Engineering.
Did you hear? Brian got into UCLA!
Oh wow that´s awesome, what´s his major?

Electrical Engineering, I think.
Oh... he´s going to UCLA to be an Electrical Engineer of all things? What a waste.
I know, what a stupid idiot virgin nerd.

Nerd Neck Ultimate Virgin 

A human with no life that often masturbates and plays fortnite.
This nerd neck ultimate virgin is gay.

Nerdvirgin 

Ankit Anand of the gay golf clash clan known as Katalyst.
Ankit the nerdvirgin just shot a -47! Olumteef!
Nerdvirgin by Rad Brogers February 19, 2022

nerdvirgin 

A fusion of the words nerd and virgin to represent someone who is both full on socially retarded and utterly incapable of pleasuring a women(either due to premature ejaculation and/or a high gamerscore.) May also think boobs feel like bags of sand
Person A:After the Harry Potter premiere we went back to Command Central(aka my mom's basement) where we engaged in a high stakes game of Halo and drank caffeinated beverages after my mom went to sleep.

Person B: Nerdvirgin.
nerdvirgin by Gordy Popshaft November 21, 2010
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