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A website and forum dedicated to the Dead or Alive and Ninja Gaiden, two series designed by Tecmo Studio Team Ninja. It's been around for most of the century (i.e. the years after 1999) and is doing pretty well for itself. Neotaku also has a several forums for Anime, Video Games, General Banter, and naturally, Team Ninja games.

The forums are run by 3 admits, all of which are unique and do various things with the website and forums. There is Jason, a up and coming web designer who created Neotaku as a labor of love. As of late he works behind the scenes and doesn't post much on the forum due to personal matters that are his alone.

Then there is Raph, a mysterious man who posts even more rarely than Jason. But many love him and respect him, yet no one knows exactly why.

Finally, there is a young Brit named Andy, who grew up in a modest town in England and lives with his buddies while attending the fruits of higher learning. As the admin who is one of the most active users of Neotaku’s forums, he must uphold forum rules, and be a proper role model.

Neotaku also has Mods, who are as varied as their admin counterparts.

There is Phil, a great Canadian and avid Xbox user, he is a great mod and an even greater friend to have.

Then is JP, another Canadian, he enjoys short comments that make sense and telling it like it is, if he has the time.

Then there is Sean, an average American who loves good music and making a quick point regardless of what others think.

There have been others, but for the sake of space, will continue forward to the more influential users.

There have been great users who spent great amounts of time, often moving on when life beckons or when interest fades.

Users like Lisa's Lover, Tommy Vercetti, Angel of Ownage, Earlee, and countless others. They were important in the beginning, and their presence still lingers the those who can remember.

The users of today also have their greatness. Users like T-Virus, Megan, Chase, Ross, Vlance, Paul, MOC, flan, Than, Krazie!, Remix, Smeltman, DavidGX, and countless others who make the Neotaku forums a interesting and entertaining way to pass time.
I've been to Neotaku. It's... interesting.

It's funny to see the guys at Neotaku get worked up over CoolGuy.

So... what's Neotaku?
neotaku by LaserMan February 10, 2005
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(Neo-Tard) -- a contraction of the term Neoconservative and Retard.

A neo-tard is someone who believes in neoconservative principles while not understanding how stupid they are, that he will never personally benefit from these policies, and that said policies may, in fact, lead to his poverty and/or untimely demise.

Traits include a blind support for:

* American Military and Economic Imperialism, without adequate border security.

* Republican Presidential Infallability

* Simultaneous support for low taxes (for the wealthy) and high government spending (for military and corporate welfare at least).

A neotard is also typically unable to offer clear intellectual arguments for his positions, instead relying on catchy but meaningless phrases like, "they'll follow us home," or "don't cut and run," or "die in a fire, you commie libtard!"

As such, they generally lose debates and run away, only to attack another day.
George Bush is a neotard, especially given his belief in his own Presidential Infallability and in policies that fail, no matter how stupid or disproved.

Bill Kristol is not a neotard, because he simply misleads the public to promote his neocon policies.

Anyone who believes Bill Kristol, however, is a neo-tard, because Bill Kristol is always wrong.

Dick Cheney is also not a neotard for similar reasons. He is simply a crook (see "crook").
neotard by Avi Bar-Zeev December 9, 2008
Website for anime freaks. Forums are mostly inhabited by losers, except for a few, who really have no clue as to what the hell they're doing there.
So much talking, yet nothing is said. Yes, that's Neotaku alright.
Neotaku by Some copyrighted guy October 2, 2004
1)Cool Otaku
2)Internet Otaku
3)New Generation Otaku
-You're such an otaku!
-I'm not just an otaku, I'm a "Neotaku"!
Neotaku by Akai Senpai August 1, 2008

Neotakus 

An online webzine that concentrates on writing about Alternative topics and subjects. It tries to uplift artists and people who deserves recognition but main stream media would just refuse to give them what they deserve.
Damn, I wish I was featured in the NEOtakus Webzine.
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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