nelsonluis 

Phenomenal athlete. Loves to talk about himself while being a flirt. A majority of his friends are girls but is not gay.

You’re such a nelsonluis

nelsonluis by Ihatenigg3rs November 11, 2019

nelsonius

Nelsonius

Until now scientists are still not sure about what this species specifically is as it is as intelligent as a human and looks like one. However, they have made descriptions of it and people are saying that based on that descriptions there was a lot of Nelsonius during the 1800s, though back then they didn't have a proper name for this species, they just labeled it as a yōkai, a Japanese term for supernatural entities.

Some of these people even said that Nelsonius is related to a Rokurokubi, a mythical yōkai creature from Japanese folklore that has the ability to stretch her neck really long, in the case of a Nelsonius however, he can't stretch at all (this is how you differentiate a Nelsonius with a human), so why is he similar then? Well because he is the exact opposite of a Rokurokubi, he is so opposite that mythologists are thinking that it's kind of like that Yin & Yang situation, and since they both are found in Japan, it makes sense that they are somewhat related in terms of origin. Not only that, Rokurokubi was often found in the Edo period (1603-1868), these are the years when a lot of people spotted many Nelsonius as well.

However, despite all of these scientists have still not confirmed that Rokurokubi exists, they are, however, aware of Nelsonius. According to their trackers and calculations, which have been proven to be 97% accurate, there is only 1 Nelsonius left, and that person could be your friend. Sus lol.

In literature, Nelsonius is defined as different, as in VERY different, like unusual yet obvious. This definition alone is based from the species itself, as Nelsonius is very different than humans and they are also unusual to exist, yet they are very obvious to get spotted. You can also use Nelsonius to replace "Sus" as in a not so suspicious way, yet concerning.

EXAMPLE: You are acting really neslonius today, not sus, just something I need to be aware of.

nelsonius by Paper ツ September 28, 2021

Nelsonism 

N. An extremely filthy statement that is very bigoted, arrogant, and usually religious (normally Christian) in nature. Nelsonisms are rare unless coined or stated by their usual source, Nelson Quan, who is of course, very, very filthy.

"I don't think all those Muslim wars would have happened if the Muslims had the Christian God... I mean, you don't see Christians going around starting wars."

Person 1: "It's important not to look at history in terms of good guys and bad guys."
Nelson: "I think that's stupid. Because obviously the Christians are the good guys and everyone else is a bad guy."

Person 1: "Zoroastrianism and Animism played a role in the development of Christianity."
Nelson: "No, no... you don't understand... Chrisianity influenced the development of Zoroastrianism and Animism."
Person 1: "WTF. How is that possible? Zoroastrianism and Animism were developed thousands of years before Christianity."
Nelson: "Well you see, the power of Jesus and the Bible is so great it transcends time and reason."

Nelsonism by Ross December 27, 2004

Nelsonism 

A way of life, an order above all.

A mix of pantheistic values crossed with Jainism.

An art of thinking.

A quote from the Nelsonist, "All matter and cosmos are connected through the beginning of time and both inanimate and animate objects coexist in harmony" -Chapter 1 Consciousness 2017 Nelsonism

Nelsonism by Nelsonism Religion February 27, 2017

Nelsonism 

Practicing the religion of the Nelson god.

Person 1: Why are you naked here?
Person 2: First amendment, it’s my religion, nelsonism.

Nelsonism by worshipthenelson March 8, 2022