nelsonius

Nelsonius

Until now scientists are still not sure about what this species specifically is as it is as intelligent as a human and looks like one. However, they have made descriptions of it and people are saying that based on that descriptions there was a lot of Nelsonius during the 1800s, though back then they didn't have a proper name for this species, they just labeled it as a yōkai, a Japanese term for supernatural entities.

Some of these people even said that Nelsonius is related to a Rokurokubi, a mythical yōkai creature from Japanese folklore that has the ability to stretch her neck really long, in the case of a Nelsonius however, he can't stretch at all (this is how you differentiate a Nelsonius with a human), so why is he similar then? Well because he is the exact opposite of a Rokurokubi, he is so opposite that mythologists are thinking that it's kind of like that Yin & Yang situation, and since they both are found in Japan, it makes sense that they are somewhat related in terms of origin. Not only that, Rokurokubi was often found in the Edo period (1603-1868), these are the years when a lot of people spotted many Nelsonius as well.

However, despite all of these scientists have still not confirmed that Rokurokubi exists, they are, however, aware of Nelsonius. According to their trackers and calculations, which have been proven to be 97% accurate, there is only 1 Nelsonius left, and that person could be your friend. Sus lol.

In literature, Nelsonius is defined as different, as in VERY different, like unusual yet obvious. This definition alone is based from the species itself, as Nelsonius is very different than humans and they are also unusual to exist, yet they are very obvious to get spotted. You can also use Nelsonius to replace "Sus" as in a not so suspicious way, yet concerning.

EXAMPLE: You are acting really neslonius today, not sus, just something I need to be aware of.

nelsonius by Paper ツ September 28, 2021

nelsontucky 

Hillbilly town of Nelsonville, Ohio. Where all the woman in town over 35 look related to each other.

I got my Chef Degree from Hocking College located in Nelsontucky.

nelsontucky by Chef Yak February 9, 2004

nelsonmuntz 

To laugh at, and gain a sense of satisfaction from, the misfortune of others, all while augmenting said satisfaction through the act of pointing. Boy, those Americans have a word for everything!

When Capone tripped over that corpse, I totally nelsonmuntzed him.

nelsonmuntz by The Other Randal Graves October 16, 2010

Neonius 

Pronoun: A god among men.
Also known as: A son of a bitch; motherfucker, dickhead, asshole, meanie, emo-killer and MASTER OF THE UNIVERSE!!!

Ya me an' Neonius was smokin' a bowl da odda day, das when he stabb' me an' said he was gonn' go play sum computa games!

Neonius by Neopenius May 30, 2007

Nelsons Place 

Nelsons Place is a street in Williamstown Victoria Australia

Hey what are you doing in Williamstown? I'm going to see my mate Nelson I'm going to Nelsons Place

Nelsons Place by Sky420high July 28, 2021

Joe Nelsons Belly Button 

Large
genuinely so big it has its own ecosystem.
get too close and it might just suck you in like a black hole

‘so how big is it’
Joe Nelsons belly button big 😏

Joe Nelsons Belly Button by DaddyMckenny January 17, 2021

Negronius 

Friend, buddy. Syn: Homey, Homeslice, Dog.

What up, Negronius?
What choo saying?

Negronius by Mickey Deuce September 24, 2002