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neigabors 

Neighbors; "I hate mah neigabors 4 various reasons. evry car they git goez 2 shit somehow in vry short tiem. i has no idea how they do it, usually thar cars last month maybe den when dump ur car 4 free dai comez up teh cars finnaly leef teh lot. wan ov witch hit an ran mah car dose f&^%ers!!!!!!!!!!! i cud go on an on a few dais ago i had noticd their car had stoppd leakin oil, it had litteraly stopd leakin in da 2 dais it sat thar parkd. im pritee convincd dis car went thru moar oil than it did gas.

Anyways todai they go out an plug it into teh wall 2 charge though it apparent dat iz not teh problem wif teh car. well few hours latr they come outside an start teh car. i has nevr herd such horrible noize in mah life. lulz screechin metal poppin an pingin noisez dat only got worse ovar teh minit teh car ran.

Well teh engine must has seizd up cuz when they trid 2 start it again i cud hear nothin but teeth grindin on teh startr an flywheel."
I hate mah neigabors.
neigabors by nek0ftw January 5, 2008
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Neigabors 

An alternate form of the word "neighbors" for those who prefer ebonics to proper grammar.
"I hate my neigabors for various reasons"
Neigabors by CANTAFFORDACCORD January 5, 2008

The Neighbors Kid 

Someone who is beyond human comprehension, he typically does weird things and has no soul. He do not feel pain, and can hold up to 36 eggs in each cheek. He is capable of lifting horse with one hand, as well as running 43 MPH. He can eat up to 6 cats in one sitting. If you see him staring at you, it is already to late. You will probably be locked in his sex dungeon under is bed for eternity.
Mom: "You should go and play with The Neighbors Kid!"

Any Logical Person:"Fuck no! I'd rather live!"
The Neighbors Kid by Kyle11480 November 21, 2019

blue neighborhood

The state of depression or where depressed people stay

neighbor qualified 

Good neighbor's, people next door that don't annoy you.
So far in my area everyone is neighbor qualified.
neighbor qualified by jpg3 February 1, 2015

real neighbor hours

The time of day when your neighbors are sleeping so you can't make too much noise
We can't play twister right now man it's, real neighbor hours
real neighbor hours by Emitninitsuj February 18, 2018

Neighbornet 

What you get when you connect to your neighbor's wireless (or wired, for that matter) internet, with or without his or her knowledge.
Didja hear? Johnny connected his wireless ethernet card to his neighbor's wireless network, and now he's got neighbornet!
Neighbornet by nubluva December 31, 2006
Word of the Day on May 30, 2009