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To be neece: Defined as something or someone who is lame.
Person 1: You know that Will Marshall?
Person 2: Yeah, he's so neece.

or

Person 1: My mate Dave is dry of goods
Person 2: Don't play about
Person 1: Serious
Person 2: Neece
Neece by Paddy Hayes January 17, 2008
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Anything and everything possible. Can fit in any part of a sentence. A Person, Place, or Thing. Also can have a similar meaning of nice, which the word may of derived from.
Example 1:
Person 1: Yo man i just hit my neece on the tree.
Person 2: Neece dude.

Example 1:
Person 1: Wanna go neece outside?
Person 2: Not really, i think its a little cold for that.
Neece by J9O9E9 March 29, 2010

Neece Mates 

Used when describing close acquaintances whose banter or chat can only be described as smelly or stinky. Usually talking crap to gain cred or being perceived as cool, their chat typically achieves the opposite.
Usage: Steph Byrd has such neece mates, they've got such stinky chat.

Further Examples of neece mates:

Neece Mate 1 - Hello mate, I’ve just sunk 8 snakey bakeys in a row. I’m cruising on the A banter to Lashville.

Neece Mate 2 - Do my guns look big in this?

Neece Mate 3 - I have a mate of a mate of a mate who can sink 12 snakey bakeys in 5 seconds and then he eats the glass because he is such a ‘LAD’
Neece Mates by neecebants August 18, 2009

neece banter 

When someone's chat/banter is weak or self indulgent. Usually used by the scapegoat of a group to try and creep their way up the social hierarchy but by using neece banter they have achieved quite the opposite.
'Just hooned 2 snakey B's mate. Lets have a bevvie comp.'
Person 1 'How does he get his calves so defined?'
Person 2 'Barukh Abadi, don't use such neece banter.'
neece banter by David Masson January 28, 2008

Blaine Neece 

He is a "boy".
He is a "whore".
He is a "boy whore".
=]]
Kaitlyn Williamson, Mattie Sue, Mallory Sumter, Michelle Woodruff, Sydney Eckhart, Dafne Ramos, Paige P., Katie King, Kylee Nunn, and Matt Whitworth. ;]]
...... and more.

Blaine Neece has a small weiner.
=]]

blaine neece 

He is a "boy"
he is a "whore"
He is a "boyWhore"
Kaitlyn Williamson, Mattie Sue, Mallory Sumter, Michelle Woodruff, Sydney Eckhart,Aimee Trottinwolf, Dafne Ramos, Paige P., Katie King, Kylee Nunn, Kate Ellis, Kylie Mainy, Courney Verdin, Jerelynn Long, Riley Mcdanil, Rachel hedge and more...

Blaine Neece is a boywhore. haha
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