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necrolingus 

The fine art of performing cunnilingus on a female corpse.
Nothing would give grandma a better sendoff than a solid session of necrolingus.
necrolingus by Mmm_peanuts October 31, 2018
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narcolingus

To fall asleep while performing oral sex on a woman.
I was so drunk last night that I suffered an attack of narcolingus while dining at the y.
narcolingus by kitchenwarehelmet August 6, 2009

Narcolingus

Falling asleep while performing cunnilingus.
You remember Friday night when Gary was going down on that chick and passed out half-way through? A clear cut case of narcolingus if I've ever seen one.
Narcolingus by Crayon73 October 4, 2010

neurolinguisthetics 

The scientific study of whether the brain perceives music as a language. (Combines neurolinguistics and neuroaesthetics)
Person 1: Music is, in a sense, a primitive form of language.
Person 2: Music is not a language!
Person 3: Hey, better listen to him; he studies neurolinguisthetics.
neurolinguisthetics by ladybuggcla September 1, 2009

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PICK UP ARTISTRY: The First Juvenile Release For Neurolinguistic Programming. 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 3: PICK UP ARTISTRY: The First Juvenile Release For Neurolinguistic Programming.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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