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necrobortion
The act of inserting carrion (ideally a fourth-trimester goat foetus) up a lady's quim. Putrefaction ensues, and after a certain time - weeks, maybe months - has elapsed, the semi-liquid remains can be felched out of her gash by a braver man than me. Preferably at solstice, etc, as with necrobation, which can be done simultaneous, and often is.
Incubating that necrobortion gave your mum lethal blood poisoning. Best put the cadaver on ice till solstice.
necrobortion by Lord Grimcock January 23, 2008
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necrovoyeurism
The act of watching zombies fuck. Similar to "necroexhibitionism" which is the act of having zombies watch you fuck another living, dead, or undead being.
Hey I really loved watching those zombies fuck last night. Call me a necrovoyeurist, cause I'm really into necrovoyeurism.
necrovoyeurism by AmIBuggingYou November 29, 2010
Necrobobsled
This is a very very very very scary bobsleigh created by an ultra mighty necrospells of the Necrowizard. It's riding down the dark and frosbitten necromountains of the Evil Norway with Trve dark Necrolytes aboard, we call them Necrobobsledder.
Here comes the satanic necrobobsled of the Necrowizard!
Necrobobsled by Archon Cataclyss December 27, 2004
Necrobobsled
The amazing art of sliding down a large, snowy mountain with a dead body as your sled. Not to be confused with riding a live person down the slopes.
Necrobobsled by Chrissybear225 July 21, 2006
necrobombing
The act of taking a dead body, putting a bomg inside and blowing it up. Best used against the family of the deceased as a way of furthering their suffering.
"That muthafucka Clint's mom died a couple weeks ago. I'm gonna dig her up and necrobomb the shit outta his place."
"Wanna go out and do a necrobombing tonight?"
"Wanna go out and do a necrobombing tonight?"
necrobombing by silkysmooth85 September 16, 2009
necro boy
mentally unstable and has a really sad aura, she looks scary. she hates everyone equally but there r some (0-10) people she truly loves, shes a pocket knife collector. a complete shut in who hates the sunlight and any kind of loud noise, her nick names are : reaper, sadistic wifey, ur friendly necromancer, nova, and nuwai. all she wants is somone to love her.
necro boy by sadistic necromancer June 20, 2021
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.