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Necro Beastial Badger Feltching 

The practice of having sex with a dead badger , then afterwards, drinking the jizzm from its arse.

It should be added here that the Badger should be "a few days old" (rotten) with flies emminating from the skull wound. The animal should also have had T.B.

When you come accross something that is particularly sick you can say to your friends - "that's horrible man, like Necro Beastial Badger Feltching".
A popular evening past time for members of parliament and everyone from the Isle of Man.

Common claim, I wasn't "Necro Beastial Badger Feltching, I was simply looking at the wildlife....."

bovine necrofelching 

The act of felching the anus of a dead cow.
Given a choice between shagging her and bovine necrofelching I'll take the sucking spunk out a dead cows arse thankyouverymuch!

Necrofelching 

Fucking a dead persons arse and then extracting your payload out of their arse with a straw
I lost my job at the morgue last week after the night shift supervisor caught me Necrofelching the new cadaver that had just arrived
Necrofelching by Davew69 March 27, 2015

Necropelching 

ALSO KNOWN AS MUNGING but its when you and a buddie are bord of your life and looking for something to bring you back to life so you go to nearest grave yard with a silver or gold coin to flip to see who has to do the pelching first who ever wins gets to do what ever WWE wrestling special off the tombstone while the other guy has his mouth on the freshly dead vigina as the maggots blood and guts cum into there mouth and the rule is they have to swallow it or they loose the right to make his opponent have to get a mouth full themselves
ME AND BUDDIE WANT TO GO Necropelching any one brave enough its a good old game of munging