real man

1. An abusive, self-involved, sex crazed guy with chest hair and a 5 o'clock shadow at 2pm. Frequently talks about his recent "scores" and the size of his equipment.
2. A woman who, though she denies it, looks more like a man than a woman.
1. "I sure hope I find a real man someday so that I can get pregnant and abused."
2. "That she-male sure is a real man!"
by Kellie November 29, 2003
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hobag

term describing a slutty person.
that girl was an uber-hobag.....
by Kellie April 29, 2003
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caps

caps are a new drug thats similar to xtc but legal
great high with no nasty comedowns
"u doin caps tonight bruv"

"yea aite get in da party spirit"

"wheres dat rave again"
by kellie November 24, 2004
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tweenager

adjective
A derogatory and ridiculously stupid term for someone between the ages of 10-13. Old know-nothing fags use this term, usually to describe their kids to other know-nothing fags. Sometimes shortened to: tween.

Note: tween is equally ridiculous and stupid
Mother: I've got two teenagers and a tweenager!
Child between 10-13: Shut the hell up mom! You stupid fuck!
by Kellie November 29, 2003
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Bro-Back

A homosexual bro. A bro who prefers the company of bro's to bro-ho's.
Dude, did you see the way Matt and Trav were hangin all over each other? Totally Bro-Back Mountain style dude!
by Kellie June 19, 2006
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Newlyweds

Noun.
1. A couple who has not been married long.
2. A show on MTV featuring Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey.
1. "The newlyweds were married a month ago!"
2. "Honey, Newlyweds is on!"
by Kellie November 30, 2003
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spoon

v. to stick a spoon up someone's anus and eat what you find there
Mellie couldn't find the yogurt last night so she decided to spoon Kate instead.
by kellie July 30, 2004
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