nautsch

A man who seems straight but isn't.

"look at that guy, he looks gay."
"yea he is nautsch."

by Sauceman69 December 14, 2016

nautch

The space between G's two front teeth.

"Wow you could fit a cracker through that nautch"

by Ark March 10, 2003

nautch

A combination of nasty and raunch to explain the nasty odor expelled by AH.

Wow you smell her nautch today? I'm guessing she hasn't showered for weeks.

by G March 10, 2003

Pootly-nautch

a puppetshow drama for kids, teenagers and peter pan complexed adults.

Girl: That group is so cozen(to cheat or fool). Theyput on a Pootly-nautch skit about how, the Jane puppet blew a guy at a beachouse.

All the puppets E and Jane did was talk about the John puppets vendeta and new puppet love for the jess puppet, and the death of Jane. E puppet kissed alot, told jane puppet he had cared about her since met in school and there was no blowing untill months later in the show. When the script went threw. The jane puppet was In love with the John puppet. Let go, for love to give the john puppet happieness. Cozen handeld the skit. Put the Jane puppet with the E puppet claiming the John puppet wanted war againsed her, never to see her again.
Guy: I'm in syrt(sinking quick sand) now. My hand won't work to get the show on the right track for the cozen that worship me. I have a rep to protect.
Girl: You'd better come correct son. I always loved your Golilla characture
Guy; wtf is that again?
Girl: A high stiff collar worn by an Italian nobelman durring the seventeenth century.
Guy:IDK what to write.
Girl:Puppetmaster write the truth in your heart 4 once.

by scaldabanco October 22, 2009

pootly-nautch

The hangy-down bit of fat on a cat's belly after it gets neutered/spayed.

Every time the cat jumps on the table, his pootly-nautch knocks the lamp to the floor.

by Nostradamus Fatback February 21, 2010

Bailey Natusch

A kind and beautiful woman who is strong and independent. She is very caring and will always there for you no matter the circumstance. She can have a little temper but she will never take this out on anyone. She is very different and has a unique sense of style, but one glance at her amazing smile will have you thinking about her all the time. Bailey is adorable and always knows how to handle any situation. She is smart and has a funny side that will have you laughing for 5 minutes straight. Bailey is very loyal and an amazing girlfriend IF you even get the chance. Not only that but she is great in bed. Overall, Bailey Natusch is the complete package and once you have her do not let go.

Bailey Natusch is the love of my life. She makes me the happiest person in the world!!

by Bailey Natusch April 24, 2019