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Pootly-nautch
Girl: That group is so cozen(to cheat or fool). Theyput on a Pootly-nautch skit about how, the Jane puppet blew a guy at a beachouse.
All the puppets E and Jane did was talk about the John puppets vendeta and new puppet love for the jess puppet, and the death of Jane. E puppet kissed alot, told jane puppet he had cared about her since met in school and there was no blowing untill months later in the show. When the script went threw. The jane puppet was In love with the John puppet. Let go, for love to give the john puppet happieness. Cozen handeld the skit. Put the Jane puppet with the E puppet claiming the John puppet wanted war againsed her, never to see her again.
Guy: I'm in syrt(sinking quick sand) now. My hand won't work to get the show on the right track for the cozen that worship me. I have a rep to protect.
Girl: You'd better come correct son. I always loved your Golilla characture
Guy; wtf is that again?
Girl: A high stiff collar worn by an Italian nobelman durring the seventeenth century.
Guy:IDK what to write.
Girl:Puppetmaster write the truth in your heart 4 once.
All the puppets E and Jane did was talk about the John puppets vendeta and new puppet love for the jess puppet, and the death of Jane. E puppet kissed alot, told jane puppet he had cared about her since met in school and there was no blowing untill months later in the show. When the script went threw. The jane puppet was In love with the John puppet. Let go, for love to give the john puppet happieness. Cozen handeld the skit. Put the Jane puppet with the E puppet claiming the John puppet wanted war againsed her, never to see her again.
Guy: I'm in syrt(sinking quick sand) now. My hand won't work to get the show on the right track for the cozen that worship me. I have a rep to protect.
Girl: You'd better come correct son. I always loved your Golilla characture
Guy; wtf is that again?
Girl: A high stiff collar worn by an Italian nobelman durring the seventeenth century.
Guy:IDK what to write.
Girl:Puppetmaster write the truth in your heart 4 once.
Pootly-nautch by scaldabanco October 22, 2009
pootly-nautch
pootly-nautch by Nostradamus Fatback February 21, 2010
Smoke my natch
Originally said by Theo Von episode 92 of King and the Sting podcast.
"Nuts, ass, everything..."
It means suck all my junk.
"Nuts, ass, everything..."
It means suck all my junk.
Smoke my natch by KATS_Enthusiast_Orl_FL October 27, 2020
Natcha
The greatest person in the world. Shes a great friend to everyone she knows. Natcha is one of the greatest influences you can have in your life. Shes a respectful, kind person. If you know a Natcha, be happy and realize how great of a friend you have.
Natcha by Natchas friend October 14, 2018
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Blexas
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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