national geographic
national geographic by Zone6Legend November 22, 2010
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National Geographic
Bob's wife thinks he subscribes to National Geographic because he is anthropologically inclined. She is wrong.
National Geographic by CCM January 26, 2006
national geographic titties
Usually occur after a woman has a child (children). Can resemble two sunny-side-up eggs running down a wall, or two watermelons in a downhill race. Not limited by race, ethnicity, or creed. Almost always an unpleasant suprise discovered after the bra comes off. The larger the breasts, the worse the dimay.
My ex wife Amy looked great with her bra on, but when that came off she had national geographic titties!
national geographic titties by CBianchi August 23, 2007
National Geographic nipples
N. Extremely long, very disturbing, nipples of a woman. "National Geographic" refering to African tribal women as featured topless in the magazine.
National Geographic nipples by M. Boogie September 9, 2006
national geographic tits
The form a women's boobs take on, usually after having given birth.
May occur in some women that, just have bad luck
For mothers, this also affects their nipples, usually becoming what I call Silver Dollars.(visualize a silver dollar pancake and you'll understand)
May occur in some women that, just have bad luck
For mothers, this also affects their nipples, usually becoming what I call Silver Dollars.(visualize a silver dollar pancake and you'll understand)
Hey check out Kelly over there, she's pretty hot right?
Well she's got national geographic tits, but a cute face..hot ass!!!
Well she's got national geographic tits, but a cute face..hot ass!!!
national geographic tits by xxAdam S.xx February 6, 2008
National Geographic Tits
Banana or flapjack shaped titties with nipples pointing straight down. Originated from too many national geographic pictures of 3rd world indiginous women who dont have bras.
National Geographic Tits by Deedub310 May 20, 2019
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