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plobbing nastic 

used to describe something being cold.
fucking hell, its so plobbing nastic that my balls have frozen.
plobbing nastic by listypoos October 26, 2004

Fanta Nastic 

Fantastic, but always only said by complete assholes
Asshole: This pizza is Fanta nastic
Guy: Kill yourself.
Fanta Nastic by GamVid November 17, 2021

Naptical 

A combination of the words tactical and nap. A short slumber someone would go for, usually lasting about an hour, in order to restore strength and make them feel more able to accomplish tasks.

One might go for a naptical before a party, in order to stay awake longer.

Formed in the depths of Yorkshire, and often used by Northerners.
''I'm so tired, might just nip for a naptical''

''I feel so much better after that naptical, good call''

''Mate you look exhausted, reckon you need to go for a naptical''
Naptical by LisaEEEEEEE November 28, 2013
Best hot russian chick, shes nice and kind but also can dugde, lots of boys have a crush on her and she has one of the most amazing bodies and hair colour you will see.
GOOOOOOOOO NASTIA!
Nastia by Someone ;-)mhehe January 24, 2019

London Nautical School 

The shittest all boys school in london, if you go there you're probably gonna fail at life, The school itself is falling apart and is broke as fuck.
Look at that homeless guy, probably went to London Nautical school
London Nautical School by Mr Bull September 24, 2017

bumping nasties 

Sex, as in thrusting two hairy, smelly parts of the body into each other till gooey liquids spurt out.
We were bumping nasties all night man, she was looser than my ass after an all you can eat mexican buffet!
bumping nasties by Anonymous May 28, 2003
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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