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When a guy ejaculates into their partners nose, shooting cum up their nose.
"My nose has been running all day"
"Why's that? Did you get a nasonex last night?"
Nasonex by Ashleytuff February 29, 2008
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When one (man) is recieving oral sex from one (woman/man.) The reciever will then take his (penis) out of the oriphice of the giver and (ejaculate) in the giver's nose.
My girlfriend had a sinus infection, so i gave her a shot of nasonex and she felt much better, but she smelled like burnt salt.....and cum.
Nasonex by Nizzim (Sf'ing Mf'ers) December 31, 2004
When a male inserts his dick into a chicks (or dudes) nose.
Just like the medicine nasonex for allergies.
nasonex by Logie Wogie & M Shon March 27, 2011

Nasonex Surprise 

A "nasonex surprise" is when a male ejaculates into his partners nostrils by surprise while recieving oral sex.
John gave me a nasonex surprise and I haven't been able to smell right since.
Nasonex Surprise by Sallysixtoes November 17, 2010

Dirty Nasonex

After receiving a blow job, holding a girl's mouth closed and blasting your cum up one nostril. Optional to make the Antonio Banderas bee voice while you're doing it.

Related to the Dirty Visine

Nasonsex 

When a male ejaculates up a girls nose to help clear her sinuses.
Nasonsex, powerful relief from common allergy symptoms
Nasonsex by Jermanian September 8, 2010
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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