narsonist

A narcissist who is an arsonist.

Person 1: "Hey bro, have you heard of that new narsonist?"
Person 2: "Yea I have, do they really think they can get away with it? Such a narsonist."

narsonist by denkisimplolfightme23 November 30, 2020

Narconstipation 

Narconstipation = Narcotics + Constipation

Medically termed: Opioid Induced Constipation (OIC) is caused when pain management opioids such as codeine, dihydrocodeine, tramadol, buprenorphine, dilaudid, methadone, diamorphine, fentanyl, morphine, oxycodone, or hydrocodone cause an unwanted blockage due to the opioid biding to the mu receptors in the GI tracts and slowing down gut motility which causes the fecal matter to be retained and more water to be reabsorbed which then makes it more difficult and painful to excrete.

AKA: Percocet-Poopless, Nothing-But-Fentanyl-Farts, Oxycodone-Ouchies, Codeine Crapless, Deuce-less Dilaudid, Norconstipation (Norco + Constipation)

Narconstipation: It's not the shit.

Me: Doc, thanks for the pain meds. They are helping out a lot after this surgery. But damn, I'm backed up. All I want to do is shit and I can't. What's the deal?

Doc: Oh, you gots the narconstipation.

Me: WTF?

Doc: Pain free. Poo filled. Life's a bitch.

Narconstipation by jzaztrow August 26, 2016

Narcotist 

(plural narcotists) One who is addicted to a narcotic drug.

Damn Jeffery is crazy all the time. I guess he’s a narcotist.

Narcotist by shiapure December 20, 2021

arsonist 

a person who sets fire to anything to cause serious damage in the streets or on buildings using molotov cocktails any of the black market weapons

''fuckin hell! that arsonist looks like he's gona really do damage on that fuckin building!''

arsonist by sweet jesus April 12, 2006

Nationist

Disliking a person from a different country from yourself.

"You can call me a nationist, she came from Australia."

Nationist by -Shea- December 17, 2006

Arsonists Get All The Girls 

I should smack you people for not having this defined.

The absolute most kickass deathcore band of all time.

Guy: Let's listen to Arsonists Get All The Girls
Other Guy: Nah I think I'll stick with Job For a Cowboy
Guy: Faggot.

Arsonists Get All The Girls by Owns your face January 24, 2008

farsonist 

An arsonist who lights his or her farts to set fires.

The local police decided the cause of the fire was a farsonist based on the foul stench left at the scene of the crime.

farsonist by Alex Arkaik September 9, 2010