narfel the garthok
narfel the garthok by John426 May 28, 2008
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Narfle the Garthok
1. Fighting a tough enemy against your own will. (Movie Definition)
2. You/Friend(s) about to sleep with someone nasty
3. Taking a shit
2. You/Friend(s) about to sleep with someone nasty
3. Taking a shit
1. You will Narfle the Garthok
2a. I Narfled the Garthok lastnight
2b. Dave looks like he's going to Narfle the Garthok
2c. Hey lets all Narfle the Garthok tonight
3. I'm going to Narfle the Garthok
2a. I Narfled the Garthok lastnight
2b. Dave looks like he's going to Narfle the Garthok
2c. Hey lets all Narfle the Garthok tonight
3. I'm going to Narfle the Garthok
Narfle the Garthok by Tipsy T June 19, 2008
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narfel the garthob
slang for real good felatio; derived from the scene in the Coneheads movie when Beldar was taken back to his home planet and was sentenced to narfel the garthob (fight a huge,ugly monster to the death).
Aurora Snow can narfel the SHIT out of a garthob!!!!
narfel the garthob by C4 December 22, 2003
narfle the garthok
To just lie around doing nothing in a hospital bed after being mentally or neurologically damaged beyond repair. Mentally or functionally FUBAR.
Narfle the Garthok:
That head injury over in bed 6, on the ventilator now, after he swan dived off the building onto is face, is seriously narfling the garthok.
That head injury over in bed 6, on the ventilator now, after he swan dived off the building onto is face, is seriously narfling the garthok.
narfle the garthok by Sebastian Trump October 7, 2010
narfle the garthog
My friends and I picked up this phrase from the Coneheads movie in the early 90's. We adapted it to make fun of the guys hooking up with less than perfect girls out at the clubs or where ever.
Hey Atz what is Tim doing with that hosebeast over there?
That fool, he's trying to narfle the garthog.
That fool, he's trying to narfle the garthog.
narfle the garthog by Atzlan Masobwikam July 17, 2004
narfle the garthog
narfle the garthog by poverty sucks April 30, 2004
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