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narcissisexual

One who loves him/herself so much that they are sexually attracted to themselves. Not to be confused with guys who jack off so much that they become very fond of their dicks.
The man who broke 3 ribs just to suck his dick is a narcissisexual.

To start loving yourself is to begin a lifelong affair.
narcissisexual by thecarcass54 January 12, 2006
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narcissisexual

One who is mainly attracted to his reflection in mirrors.
He's no metrosexual. He's purely in love with himself. Narcissexual all the way.

narcissexual 

A sexual orientation where the individual finds himself or herself sexually exciting. Narcissexuals are commonly autosexual, however they may engage in interpersonal relationships in which their partners play only a supporting role to the narcissexual's infatuation with himself or herself. Egocentrism and selfishness, especially in intimate settings, are major social indicators of narcissexuality. Derived from the Greek myth of Narcissus.
The character Patrick Bateman from "American Psycho" is an interpersonal narcissexual; he engages in sexual intercourse with women because he enjoys watching himself in coitus.

Michael "The Situation" Sorrentino is an auto-narcissexual; he watches himself masturbate in the mirror.
narcissexual by pir8 January 18, 2012

Narcissexual 

Someone who is sexually attracted only to him or herself.
Mr. X, an open narcissexual, frequently masturbates to images of himself.
Narcissexual by Jason Sarg December 13, 2007

Narcissexual 

Someone who loves his/herself to such an extreme that it is a sexual orientation in and of itself.
She rambled on for hours about how great she is, I seriously think that she masturbates in front of a mirror; she's so friggin' narcissexual!

Narcissexual 

When you love yourself so much that you only want to fuck yourself, or someone like yourself.
Those two guys in the corner of the bar must be narcissexual, because they look like each other and keep making out.
Narcissexual by Dmoneyrainsonhoes November 10, 2017

narcissexuality 

He loves himself too much to date anyone; he suffers from narcissexuality.
narcissexuality by celltower April 19, 2018
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