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napoleon syndrome 

when a guys height rules his personality and life due to the fact that he is insecure because he's really short ... there is definitely certain trates when having this syndrome such as most are of italian decent and are in the plumbing industy (like mario and luigi)... they lift weights daily and some do steriods bec they think the wider they are makes them think they appear to be taller (but don't)...they will dress super flashy and drive a flashy car like a porsche again to make up for being really short ... they are attracted to tranny looking women idk why
Duke definitely has napoleon syndrome all he does is work out juice it and drive around in his porsche with that chick that looks like a dude he'd probly be different if he were 3inches taller 😬
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napoleon syndrome 

An individual who believes he is Napoleon.
The schizophrenic downstairs told 2 more weeks till he conquers the world, should I call the police? I think he has Napoleon syndrome.
napoleon syndrome by clover202 August 15, 2022

angry napoleon syndrome

Little short men with attitudes. Usually they are looking for a fight.
Run for the hills! Jeff has Angry Napolean Syndrome!

Napoleon Dick Syndrome 

Someone with a pretty small penis but is outrageously confident about it and still claims to be a “sex god”. Eveb though size doesn’t really matter but a good attitude does.
“I was totally into this guy who had a below average dick but he had the whole napoleon dick syndrome and it really put me off.”
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