A extremely rare type of
relationship in which an alpha male, often too busy at pursuing excellence to have time for spinning plates, courts a mentally
retarded (formerly: mongoloid) female. The relationship shares similarities with other male-female interactions in which the only quality the female provides is access to easy sex. However, many experts have noted the downsides of this relationship are minimized and therefore perfectly suited for a hyper-successful
Chad. In a mongo-namous relationship, the female requires very little maintenance or capital spending as she essentially spends all day locked in her room talking to herself and watching cartoons.
"I recently gave up on high-end call
girls and found a company that ships young, handicapped gals from rural China in a shipping container for a fraction of the price... I always loved having access to a multitude of women and
never imagined I'd be swept away in a mongo-namous
relationship. Best decision I've ever made!"