namastefag 

New Age version of Jehovah's Witnesses. Will push their love and light message and virtue signal every chance they get until someone punches them out or their shadowself eats them alive.

"Veronica is always trying to give me crystals and incense to realign my chakras when I'm really just hangry."
"Such a namastefag."

namastefag by Cheeto_farts September 7, 2020

Namastafarian 

Namastafarian: A person that uses religious idioms to show enlightened, spiritual or profound thought whilst being, in essence, a manipulative blight on the scrotum of life. Otherwise known as a charlatan, blaggard or .... C***.

I was at a Psy Trance rave last night and met a jibbering, balloon mess that tried to tell me about the meaning of life. It then scribbled a picture to sell me for £100 and eventually fell over and shat itself. It had apparently once smelled LSD. A true Namastafarian.

Namastafarian by Reality-Bite January 3, 2015

namasteak 

The word that carnivores utter just before leaning into a giant piece of meat and gorging on flesh.

When the waiter brought out Dave's nicely marbled Wagyu Ribeye, he thanked him with a bow and a loud, 'Namasteak'...

namasteak by one 'f' Jeph September 12, 2018